Take that fuckin nazi

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[–] 141 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Second time in two days?

We need to increase macing rotations. That's just not enough.

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  • [–] 91 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    They problem with macing nazis is that eventually you run out of mace

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  • [–] 65 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Then we need to switch over to old school maces.

    It just gets blunter the more you bludgeon.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Yeah isnt a mace used for anti armor? Because of the bludgeoning factor? I mean don't get me wrong getting grazed with that would hurt but getting grazed of the sharp side of a sword would hurt more... Hmm...

    I suppose either would be pretty damn deadly when it really comes down to it if you get a solid Hit. Though not as easy to conceal as mace

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    🤓

    A flanged mace is the common counter to chainmail, circa 13th-century European armored combat. A curved sword is better for unarmored or those in animal hide like leather.

    A mace (general) is a club with a head, which packs a more diffuse wallop than a bladed weapon or a spiked weapon. Spikes on a mace (such as a morning star) can help to focus and to punch through armor.

    Not to be confused with a spiked flail, in which there's a chain between the handle and the head (a spiked ball or flanged star, like the one held by the Witch-king of Agmar) The chain helps circumvent shields, but it becomes very easy for the flailman to hit himself. Kinda like nunchaku.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Swords need cared for, sharpened and all that.

    A metal ball on a rod is a metal ball on a length of metal that can crack bone. Ball comes off, I still got a metal rod.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Yeah it sounds heavy as fuck. And also like there's a safe place to grab. I'm like a sort. There's no safe place on a sword there's also no safe place with chemical weapons...

    So back to Bear mace.

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  • [–] 95 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Make sure Nazis know that you pour milk in your eyes for mace. It also works for itchy eyes and all sorts of other things. Use raw milk for best results. Only works for Nazis.

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  • [–] 88 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Me and the communists disagreeing about the ideal economic system but agreeing on macing nazis

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  • [–] 84 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I mean you probably are a communist to this guy. If you mace him and he can't insult you based on your race / ethnicity then he'll probably just call you a communist.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Yeah but also I'm sure Obama, Biden, and Kamala are all commies also lol

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  • [–] 67 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    First they maced the nazis, and I said nothing, because fuck nazis.

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Then they maced the Nazis again, and I said nothing because I was too busy laughing

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago

    My turn tomorrow

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago

    Mr Clean there's not looking so good. Better mace him again for good measure.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What do you say to a man with 2 black eyes/who got maced twice?

    AnswerNothing, he has already been told twice.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Again! Again!

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Huh, I wonder what the common denominator was.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Normally fascists don't milkshake themselves.

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