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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That feel when you order 5 burgers alone and they ask "to go?" and you nonchalantly say "naw"

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

I ain't eating that shit in public

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

"You must have a large family to feed." "Ya." " Here?" "Naw."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

True story: Taco John's, a mexican fast food place in parts of the USA. Dude in front ordered two "6-packs and a pound" which is a total of 12 tacos and 2lbs of fried potatoes. Dine-in, then ordered a diet coke. dude sat down and started his mission while we took our nearly same order for 3 people to go (we didn't order any diet coke).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Hey at least he got the diet coke, wouldn't want to have too many calories right?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Sometimes I drive to a second McDonald's late at night because I don't want to experience the shame of going through the same drive-thru twice.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So what. I'm also fascinated when I see Humans without a gag reflex.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

🥵😏

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

They could still have a huge family to feed.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sometimes I wish I could talk to birds and negotiate alliances and trade deals with them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't talk to them, but you can certainly barter and form alliances with corvids.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I've been feeding my local crows roasted peanuts for a couple of years now. Selfish fuckers refuse to murder my enemies. Won't even shit on their cars.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cormorants are rage fueled savages

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Don't some birds vomit to feed their young? So this bird is just preparing the meal so it's nice and ready when it gets home!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

It's ok... I practice intermittent fasting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Plot twist: the grey bird’s family is in its stomach, so it has to eat large fish to them. By extension, this also means the bird also gets no nutrients from what it eats. :-(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I hate it when food delivery people have witty comments & I just gulp up everything they brought me