I'm not old, according to the guy in Monty Python and the Holy Grail that Arthur called "old woman."

I'm as old as the NES.

When I was 7 I could look up at the night sky and there were no satellites.

I'm old enough to have accidentally beaten the original Final Fantasy in hard mode.

Retro is anything on a cartridge or tape. Disc based media is too new and space age to be retro.

Well, let's see.

I was alive for the bicentennial of the USA, don't remember that but do remember rotary phones. The population of the world doubled between my birth and when I was age 42.

Not sure Lemmy skews older than "the rest of the internet" though, have you ever seen Facebook?

I grew up with Rugrats, Hey Arnold and Doug.

I once took a Toledo Salamunca sword and cut off my own head.

I was using 5,25″ discs.

I was born in the year Princess Elizabeth became Queen. Also, Evita died that year.

When I was born, the United States wasn't involved in a war.

My first computer was the zx spectrum with 256k RAM

I was in my mother's womb when Chernobyl was melting down.

Silver hawks was my favorite saturday morning cartoon.

I look almost the same as I did when I was twice as young as I am right now and I understand that during this decade I'll probably leave the age bracket where this is possible.

Accrington Stanley? Oo are they?

My childhood pics are Polaroids.

I was born a few weeks after the beginning of the TET offensive.

That poll was revealing, was not expecting average of 30-40 :0 Good idea though!

I still call them Opel Fruits

i remember when the earth first formed, nobody was prepared for it to become the most OP planet in the universe.

Grew up using Vista

The first time i typed a paper for school i used a typewriter. The last time i wrote a paper for school i used Openoffice.

I had Empire Strikes Back bed Sheets

I remember watching TV as a kid and deciding that, when I grow up, I want to be just like:

A) Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman,

B) that hot Mountie from Due South, and

C) The Littlest Hobo

Elders scrolls v is the first game I played