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Just wanna say, a little something.. There is nothing I love more.. Taking my headphones off, fuck that.. But there's this: There's nothing I love more than to, to, to sit down, comfy chair, turn on the PC, fire up a brand new RPG.. Lose myself, just, oh my God, just think of this world, just think of all the planets I can visit. All the immersive things I can get involved with, all the FIGHTS, all the relationships, all the people I meet, all the places I go. I'm so excited to go to there, and you know, I love nothing more, than with all of that laid out in front of me, I love nothing more, THAN TO BE DRAGGED DOWN, EVERY FUCKING CONVIVEABLE OPPROTUNITY, SO YOU CAN FUCKING CURRENT DAY US! "...Sorry, did you wanna get immersed in our world? Yeah, well, guess what? FUCKING PRONOUNS!! FUCKING GENDER AMBIGUITY! FUCKING CURRENT DAY CALIFORNIAN SHIT! 'CAUSE THAT'S ALL WE FUCKIN' KNOW! 'CAUSE WE'RE BORING!! ..WE'RE SO! FUCKING! BORING! ...WE. Can't SEE. Past out own FUCKING REFLECTION. .. THAT'S THE LEVEL OF OUR NARCISISSM HERE." - SAYS THE WESTERN GAME COMPANY. "FUCK YOUR IMMERSION. FUCK YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME. FUCK YOU JUST FALLING INTO A WORLD AND JUST GETTING LOST. OH, NO, NO! CURRENT FUCKING DAY!" ..FUCK OFF! YOU'RE BORING. YOU'RE FUCKING DULL. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. YOU ARE A ONE HIVEMIND TWATWAFFLE. ..THAT'S ALL YOU FUCKIN' ARE! And you wonder why people are getting so FUCKING SICK! AND TIRED! YOU TAKE EVERYTHING WE LOVE. ALL OUR IMMERSIONS. ALL OUR FANTASIES. ALL OUR ESCAPISM. AND YOU JUST CAN'T HELP SHOVEL YOUR DOGSHIT! FUCKING CRAP! IDEOLOGY. INTO EVERYTHING. EVERY SINGLE SOLITARY FUCKING THING.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The biggest cope from this rant is the idea that all this LGBTQ stuff is just a fad. Sorry, but in the future it's going to be MORE popular. We aren't going anywhere.

In fact, the LGBTQ community might eventually dissolve as our identities become baseline "normal" and we don't have to cluster together for safety anymore. Either way, the pronouns will continue until morale improves.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In fact, the LGBTQ community might eventually dissolve as our identities become baseline "normal" and we don't have to cluster together for safety anymore.

I've already seen this happening for gayness in its most conceptually basic form: if a male poster says they are horny for a man in most online communities, they're more likely to be told to go to horny jail than actually shamed for gay attraction. bloomer volcel-judge

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Reactionaries think that George Soros invented LGBTQ people in the 90s to bring down western civilization. This is only barely an exaggeration.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

LGBTQ people in the 90s to bring down western civilization.

Smh, I've been slacking

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

berdly-actually they used to blame billdawg and they called it "political correctness" back then, even though billdawg was the loudest backer of that "don't ask don't tell" policy that only continued marginalization of LGBTQIA+ people in the military. grill-broke

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My immersion is dependent on nobody else getting to have it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The mere existence of nonbinary people prevents this person from having a good time. Next time you see a nonbinary person, thank them for making the lives of chuds just a little bit worse merely by continuing to live.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

One of the deepest fears of chuds is being treated the way they treat others.

They are terrified of not feeling included in fiction.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Mom can we have the AVGN? avgn

We have the AVGN at home.

AVGN at home: pronounjak

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

YOU ARE A ONE HIVEMIND TWATWAFFLE

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

...WE. Can't SEE. Past out own FUCKING REFLECTION. .. THAT'S THE LEVEL OF OUR NARCISISSM HERE."

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Navy Seal Copypasta: exists

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER pronouns

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

FOCKIN' PROH-NAWNZ pronounjak-rage

FOCKIN' JINDURR AMBAGOOITEE pronounjak-rage

FOCKIN' KORIN DEH CALIFERNYEN SHET pronounjak-rage

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

CAUSE WE'RE BORING!!

Tedious stale aging cishet white male gamebros are never boring regarding their insatiable need for "historically accurate but in fantasy fiction which makes sense somehow us-foreign-policy " grimdark murderfuckery and/or "same waifu cliches but swap the hair colors around maybe" trash. Nope. So much imagination goes into keeping that treat printer humming along. brrrrrrrrrrrr flashbang pathetic

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

historically accurate but in fantasy fiction which makes sense somehow

You should see the meltdowns over making Aragorn/Strider black in the Magic: the Gathering Lord of the Rings set lmao. A bunch of chuds having a meltdown because "Aragorn was based on King Arthur who was likely a historical figure and Tolkien must be spinning in his grave."

Motherfucker Aragorn isn't real he can be any color the artist wants haaha.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

all the FIGHTS, all the relationships, all the people I meet

The way he prioritized those words and in what order just screams potential domestic violence enjoyer to me, "40%" style. the-pigs