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Ideal Shrek Zone (mander.xyz)
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[-] [email protected] 80 points 10 months ago

I guess you could say somebody once told him...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It's all ogre....

[-] [email protected] 73 points 10 months ago

A Transcendent Shrexperience

[-] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago

May we all be blessed enough to experience the joy of the Ideal Shrek Zone so we can bask in His oniony wisdom.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

I feel like I have been in the Ideal Shrek Zone for years :(

[-] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

Wasn’t that an implosion and therefore instantaneous?

[-] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago

I think I read recently that they had dropped their weights something like 45 minutes before the implosion. Seemingly indicating that they knew something was wrong and were trying to resurface. 🤔

Either way, not enough for a full Shrek movie. 🤷🏼‍♀️ (Sorry if it's too soon)

[-] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago

They knew something was wrong for 45 entire minutes? Every new piece of information about that submersible awakens fresh nightmares, thank you.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago

Maybe it did ominous cracking noises during those 45 minutes

[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Very likely.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It was much less than that, only a few seconds.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

Yes, but that just increased the speed at which their IQ was dropping.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Why am I suddenly experiencing the works of Shrekspear?

[-] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

Except we now know the sub imploded, and they were killed instantly. Apparently they dropped ballast seconds before the implosion, so they must have seen or heard something.

Also, the US armed forces have a bunch of undersea microphones to listen for Russian subs, and they knew what had happened immediately, and told the crew on the support vessel.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

This is a lie to make people feel better, rather than let them think they will die instantly, let them think for an hour and 30 mins they will calmly enjoy their final minutes listening to Mike Myers. Personally I'd rather go out to Wayne's World if it's going to be Mike Myers.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

dyeing instantly would be preferable imo

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

My preferred death would be instantaneous combustion. No need for a cremation later, just a one shot of death and decorporealization.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

My preferred death would be something so utterly absurd that people would talk about it for decades afterward.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

So like the one jar guy?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Some of our best shitposting artists are over 60, don't forget.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Let me live in the Ideal Shrek Zone

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

You've just been made a moderator of shrekland.net

Congrats!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjmlNyu-E1U

this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2024
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