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There are Pop-Tarts but no Mom-Tarts because of the pastryarchy (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Reselling stale old Pop-Tarts as Poppop-Tarts

Poppop-Tarts: Back In My Day, We Didn't Have Pop-Tarts!™️

chomsky-yes-honey

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Popcorn implies momcorn and a maizetriarchy.

Headcanon is that momcorn are those unpopped kernels at the bottom of the bag.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

So fucking true

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The truth is that just as – biologically – poptarts and momtarts are never victims of one another but both victims of hunger, so both together undergo being part of a complete breakfast they did not create.

-Simone B

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

GOOD post