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Flights cancelled in Japan after scissors go missing (www.bbc.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Thirty-six flights were cancelled and 201 delayed at a Japanese airport on the weekend after a pair of scissors went missing in a store near the boarding gates.

Security checks at Hokkaido’s New Chitose Airport domestic terminal were suspended for about two hours on Saturday morning, leaving hundreds of travellers temporarily stranded.

There were huge bottlenecks and queues as passengers in the departure lounge were forced to retake security checks.

Authorities tried to locate the missing scissors, which were found at the same store the following day.

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Authorities tried to locate the missing scissors, which were found at the same store the following day.

🤣

Imagine being the store clerk having to tell them that.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine being the store clerc who misplaced them

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

*cleric

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

あの…　すみません

はさみはここです…

ご…　ごめんなさい…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

まったく…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Smells like some policies are getting changed

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yup, now all scissors will have a serial number engraved on them and need to be signed out and in in a secured central environment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Prison rules. Tether them to the work station.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

You could also make the scissors so big nobody will be able to smuggle them.

like this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly this would be a more effective method than the one they went with.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Commiting Seppuku with scissors would suck.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'd've definitely hid those scissors.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Their concern is that the scissors could be used as a weapon to hijack planes. I'm not entirely sure how founded that concern is but people in Japan seem relatively fine with the whole situation so whatever.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not entirely sure how founded that concern is

Like many post 9/11 rules, probably not very..

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

If the power of thoughts were real the people that stole or misplaced the scisors.would be dead