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[-] [email protected] 125 points 10 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

TEXAS IS TITS!!

TEXTITS!

TITSAS!!!!

[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hnnng... Blow your load in me daddy; give me that good-good healthcare batter. Nnnnnnhh~

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Uh, Canada? You could at least buy us dinner first.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Maybe I'm getting carried away with the phalluses but it looks like Canada might also be enjoying a James Bay-shaped buttplug. Nice.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I wish I had a Canada in my life

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[-] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago

So it's blurred, but I definitely see the matching hue of Florida and Canada, which I'm interpreting as meaning the two are one in the same. I'm cool with being Canada's shorts if y'all are willing take that shit show off of our shoulders!

[-] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago

Florida is absolutely North America’s penis.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

I enjoyed living in Florida, and I'm moving back, but I can confirm that they are both visually,and societaly, North America's dong.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

florida's a miserable oozing pustule on the cock of the earth. no seasons, no landscape, only assholes, mosquitos, asshole mosquitos, and tourists going to either disney or one of the shitty florida beaches with no waves, only red tide and scientologists. and enjoy the 95+ heat when a hurricane knocks your power out for 3 days.

and despite being completely flat with nothing but the most boring straight roads anywhere, nobody knows how the fuck to drive. seriously wtf

fuck florida. there's no amount of money anyone could pay me to live there again

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Why would you move to Florida?

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

While Sweden is Europe's. But don't worry, size is not all that matters.

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

Speaking as an American, I’d like to say that any other American who gets sincerely mad at this deserves to be messed with. It’s funny. Get over yourself.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

I'm mad that Fl*rida is hanging out of the shorts. 🤮

Cover that shit up.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Tell me that you wouldn’t think Floridians would do that

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Unite as one humongous cock? That's what they do all day every day.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

no but there are canadians I want to fuck and some of them have dicks and I have to imagine this now. I have to imagine touching florida. this is Not Okay.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago

I mean, this implies that Canada is a hapless idiot who walks around with its cock out, so this feels more like a dunk on the canucks

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

The biggest thing it implied to me is that Florida is part of Canada. You can have em!

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

You ever been to Dartmouth?

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

Nope, America is the pants and Alaska is the hat.

America is Canada's pants AND hat.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Make Canada hat again.

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

Hey, as gently as this can be: maybe it's time to change your shorts, Canada. They appear to be full of shit.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure they’re plenty mad amongst themselves as it is.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

In our defense:

*gestures at the general state of our country*

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Of course Florida is the wiggly jiggly bit.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

90% of the population of Canada lives within about 100 miles of the United States border. Canada being America's hat makes moree sense in that respect.

But Florida is clearly a cock, so... I'm into it.

Incidentally, 100 miles north-to-south is about the height of Connecticut from the Mass to NY borders.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

If big mad means "leaves 'em grinnin'" then mission accomplished.

Thanks!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I like how Alaskans refer to the rest of the US as the southern states.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

I've always referred to florida as America's wang, but it's clearly Canada's

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

I like the sentiment, though it would be even better if Canada was facing backwards and Florida was a dangling turd instead of a dangling penis.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

American here, you forgot that Texas is a big poopy diaper. Otherwise no notes. 👍

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Bruh. We Americans know Florida is just our wang.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I'll allow it.

(That's a joke. I'll encourage it, in fact.)

Credentials: am American.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Haha that's great, but you have some sort of VD going on on your cock, mate.

Please see a doctor

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Europe staring across the pond:

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Canada's got that Hank Hill ass with California.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Shorts with a hoodie attached (Alaska)

Someone get this info to Milano or Paris

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

American here: This shit is funny.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Canada looks like blood exploding out of pants

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Canada is embarrassingly drunk, as usual.

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