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[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 37 points 2 years ago

Why is no. 5 drinking her own bathwater? The blurry transition between her blue shirt and her neck makes it look like she's up to her neck in water, and she has a straw.

[-] django@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 2 years ago

You don't eat soup with a straw. It must be tea.

[-] skyin7@feddit.org 5 points 2 years ago

She might be a Gamer Girl.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

It used to be standard in labs to pipette by mouth. Better be extra careful with the strong acids!

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago

Whyyyyyyyyy. What the fuck, lol.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

From what I recall from my classes taught by professors old enough to have personally done mouth pipetting (!), allegedly it was more precise and less likely to cause cross contamination than using rubber bulbs if you did it right. Which, nobody can be perfect every time, so thank god it was phased out. It really used to be the wild west out there.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 6 points 2 years ago

I'm just amazed at the idea that a chemist would put anything in a lab near their mouth. Like, even ignoring acids, there are so many nasty chemicals that are toxic on a measure of parts-per-million or parts-per-billion that I'd be too concerned about accidentally getting a molecule on my lips. I remember reading about how dimethylmercury is so nasty that if you come into contact with it your only chance of survival is to grab a butcher knife and immediately hack off the contaminated limb (that's kinda hyperbole, but it's nasty shit).

Then you have basically anything that contains fluorine.

Maybe those were the days before they discovered the "instantly kill you dead with a single molecule" chemicals.

[-] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

It wasn’t just the chemists either! There have been incidents where people in med tech labs have infected themselves with horrible and gross disease samples 💀

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 15 points 2 years ago

I just use a spoon

[-] trd@feddit.nu 14 points 2 years ago

At least number 5 is wearing safety glasses.

[-] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 years ago

I don't know, looks like it's just normal glasses without protection on the side

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 6 points 2 years ago

I mean, that's just as good right? /s

[-] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

it's better (if you have a death wish)

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 years ago

Damn the stigma. Number 5 is the one that most effectively lets you squirt liquids in the eyes of Reviewer 2 so you can then run away cackling.

To be clear, Reviewer 2 deserved it. Reviewer 2 always deserves it.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 years ago

Uuuuuh, mixing ml and ul pipettes in the same graphic, something with that doesn't sit right with me.

That said, 8.

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

What is mL but just large uL?

[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago

the road not taken: glass microliter syringes

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago

Definitely feeling about a 9 today.

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago
[-] Pandoras_Can_Opener@mander.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Once a 7 broke down and I had to improvise the 5. Not a good day.

Now which of these is the I have no energy for anything? Also 5?

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Always been partial to the classic

[-] Yverdrys@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

6 anyday and everyday!

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago
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