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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Just detach the blades. You can always re-attach them when you've landed.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Works as a secret weapon too.

Oh you think I've been disarmed? *smirks* AMATEUR *violently ejects rotor blades in all directions*

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was just thinking the entire rotor assembly detaches and the helocopter falls away from it. But I think I like your idea better.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

That's what the Ka-50 does

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hear me out:

Seats that drop out of the bottom of the helicopter

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That way, the pilots can get to the ground first and cushion the impact of the helo 👌

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Just do a barrel roll while ejecting so you shoot up. Try not to hit your wingman with your copilot tho

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did it work? Like are the test subjects still alive lol that sounds like rear decapitation city

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I think the main problem with down-firing ejector seats was that they require a minimum altitude to work.

https://aviation.stackexchange.com/questions/1439/is-there-a-minimum-altitude-for-ejection-seats

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some Russian helicopters do this

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

How many of those are intentional?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Attach the ejector seat TO the helicopter blades so that they both eject and you get a cool propeller and can fly around and it can shoot lasers and stuff too.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just eject the damaged parts. Viola

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Eject the helicopter not the seat. Duh.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Too hard to accelerate the helicopter's larger mass to Mach 19. You might still damage the helicopter on the rotor blades.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Shoot the hostage!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

So basing off another comment. Have the Ejection seat tied to the rotor and shaft (not in a way that the chair spins. Duh)

Then (as long as rotor hasn't disintegrated) you can eject the seat with the rotor, thus minimizing filet chances... Whilst also floating to the ground softly like those whirly paper helicopter things you played with as a kid

Boom. Parachute free ejection seat

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago

Hold up, let him cook

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Nah, just do it like they did in WW1; synchronize the ejection to the rotor blades so you fly through the gap, clean as a whistle.

(Please don't ask about our experiments with the earlier WW1 method of "Fuck it, just shoot the propeller sometimes, it'll be fine". Turns out that doesn't work so great when you replace bullets with people.)

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

Now this is the kinda content I subscribe to

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Fire the seat forward toward the enemy aircraft that forced them to eject to allow them to steal it.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Oh boy I love it when death is multiple choice!

  1. Fiery explosion
  2. Cuisinart of Doom
  3. Squeezing your brain into hips
  4. 9mm of lead therapy
  5. Other: __________
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Sus. I watched AirWolf, and Magnum P.I. AND I've studied Leonardo di Vinci. Helicopters are next-gen tech and they don't crash.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I think i heard one time that helicopters can jettison the rotor so you dont get chopped up

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Unfortunately, that won't stop the blades from spinning, meaning the danger isn't averted.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You shear the blades so they shoot outwards. I couldn't find an irl testing video, but here's a render.

https://youtu.be/a1kr651en7g

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mainly just copium for the pilots. Helicopters aren't like airplanes where you have glide time and altitude to decide what to do after something bad happens. If you watch fixed winged ejections there's usually about 30 seconds to a min after something goes wrong before the pilot decides to bail. Helicopters go from everything being fine, to a debris field in seconds.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's more about altitude than the ability to glide. Helicopters can do what's called Auto rotation, which means they actually can glide. If the blade seize up however, they can't autorotate. Helicopters fly a lot lower than most airplanes though, so they can't glide as far.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The Kamov does it.

The individual rotor blades are separated from the center with an explosive charge and their centrifugal motion carries them laterally away from the vehicle as the seat rockets straight up.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why not blow the blades off first with a charge in the Jesus pin? Or have the seats eject siddeways or downward? Or like, open the door and jump out hoping you don't hit he rotors?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

If you eject downward you may hit the ground before your chute has opened. Helicopters tend to stay pretty low.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who would win?

Two human skulls 💀💀

One twirly boi 🚁

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Put some ERA on them skulls and you’re good

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like all the serious answers as if this was a real option.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it's the Apache helicopter that stops the rotors instantly on eject. No need for Mach 13. I know this graphic is a joke though, I just remembered this cool thing about the helicopter.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It's the KA-50/52

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why not extend the seat sideway and eject that way?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know of any ejection seats that go sideways, but early F-104 models had a downward track ejection seat. The main issue is that parachutes need some time to open and helicopters tend to fly pretty low. So in most situations you wouldn't be in a safe altitude to actually eject.

Modern zero-zero seats can safely eject at any altitude, but they do so by using a rocket motor to fly upwards to a safe altitude for the parachute to open. So because of the rotors, helicopters generally don't have ejection seats. The exception is the Kamov KA-50 series. It has explosive bolts blowing off the rotors before ejection.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (9 children)

High chance the rotor has dramatically slowed if the eject is necessary

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

straight to heaven

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