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[–] [email protected] 97 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Just detach the blades. You can always re-attach them when you've landed.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Works as a secret weapon too.

Oh you think I've been disarmed? *smirks* AMATEUR *violently ejects rotor blades in all directions*

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What is this from? Looks pretty cool

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Great for fans of Tom Cruise because he's in it.
Great for people who hate Tom Cruise because you get to see him die over and over again!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The angle of the top of his feet/boots remind me of the Ron DeSantis boot thing - where he's actually using a platform type setup to gain height.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was just thinking the entire rotor assembly detaches and the helocopter falls away from it. But I think I like your idea better.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

For ejection, the blades come off.

For combat, whole-rotor Beyblade.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

That's what the Ka-50 does

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I love jigsaw puzzles.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I doubt you'll need to if you already had to eject.