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Now this rule hurts like no other (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago

Get creative. Tell them that their father left their mom for you and now he's your daddy instead of theirs.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

Call of Daddy

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

You stepped in it, so step up and get that little bastard into a positive K/DR.

Catching grenades with your face isn't going to make your dad come home, Billy. He's just growing more disappointed and doesn't even know why at this point.