"best I can do is half the universe."
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2024
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"I'm sorry, little one...best I can do is $40."
"I mean, it's gonna sit on the shelf for a while, and I gotta have some room to make a profit, so..."
*snaps fingers, all prices offered are cut in half*
mr grill thumb?
You got rid of his square jaw and chin.
You see this kind of gem is really pretty worthless by itself. Best I can do is $40, but if you bring me the whole set we can talk bigger numbers.
He looks kinda like him even with purple skin.
Joe Rogan vibes