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The game (slrpnk.net)

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[–] [email protected] 151 points 2 months ago (4 children)

obviously satire

[–] [email protected] 124 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, it's 4 real. Has to be. No one would lie on the internet

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bonjour. I am french male model and Olympic pole vaulter.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Show me your oui oui.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I have a oui oui collection! Probably over 100... if anyone wants to see more, you should totally let me know.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I want to see more wtf are these little guys

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're ouiouis! The brand is the one single thing I collect, and I've been collecting for a few years now. They have a standard line and a limited "special" line.

Here's a snippet of my entire collection! Not just ouiouis, but there are other ones, too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You showed us your ouiouis and all I can think of is nono

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I want to connect with you, emotionally :)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Definitely, but Lemmy and Reddit are notorious for not picking up on blatant satire, so it needs to be pointed out. Sadly.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Are you joking rn? Sadly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's probably the autism.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Sarcasm and satire are ableist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I cam see it. For the pixels.

[–] [email protected] 104 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the kind of content I actually WOULD like to read on LinkedIn. You know, instead of the constant pseudo-inspirational narcissistic fart sniffing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

pseudo-inspirational narcissistic fart sniffing.

Band name. PINFS for short.

[–] blarth 80 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is on shlinkedin.com. Great site.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Holy fuck, thanks for the rabbit hole. I can't fucking stand LinkedIn brainiacs, so this will be very refreshing

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know this written as a satire. But as a lawyer I can say it will never work. If you want to try there will be many lawyers willing to take your money gladly.

[+] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Domain names and trademarks are regulated differently. Domain names registrations work on first come first served basis. While trademarks have legal requirements that needs to be fulfilled.

If you have a prior trademark that's the same as the domain name (considering it's unique and not a general word like game, sex or food etc...) and your trademark is somewhat known than you can sue the domain name holder to get it back. This has so many details and requirements so I won't get into that. I don't know the details about the Nissan so can't comment.

As for trademarks and why it doesn't work is you can't sue anyone for using their own name. For example banking network SWIFT can't sue Taylor Swift. Also for a trademark owner to claim infringement the party who is using the said trademarked name/word has to be doing the same or similar work, working in the same industry and/or doing something that's detrimental to the trademark.

I hope I made it more clear for you. Have good day.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

I follow this guy on Linkedin and he has amazing posts like this every day, and its always funny to see the occasional comment that tries to take him seriously. https://www.linkedin.com/in/ken-cheng-991849b6/recent-activity/all/

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

GRINDSET MINDSET 🔥🔥

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

SIGMA LIGMA 🔥🔥

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I lost the game

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

God damit!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Only a month's progress lost this time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

So heartwarming 🥲

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Your title made me lose the game (Edit: that was my 100th comment lmao)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)