this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
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It almost feels like cheating as we British have such a natural advantage in savoury baked goods theft.
We need to raid Greggs before the small boats get here and destroy are way of life.
I got to visit the UK the other week and try some of these delicacies. While I donโt condone violenceโฆ
I can understand this manโs reasoning.
They're awful but cheap.
I always envisioned a larger pig in a blanket
Oh no! If only we had a picture of the thief!
I almost feel sorry for him. He can go on to get married, have kids, do well in his chosen career, cure cancer, etc and he'll always be The Gregg Thief.
Let's be honest.... he's not going to medical school. Or going to school at all.
Heโs probably never even been any further than the next town.
Not now he isn't!
Are there no depths to which they won't sink?
Let he who has never stolen a sausage throw the first plastic chair
...and they all left in silence
Or something
filmed throwing plastic chair against shop window before running away clutching small crate of baked good
That's about the level of rioting that like, Moss from IT crowd could accomplish. This guy did sitcom rioting
I can sympathize. I've had shitty days where I want to rob a pastry store of their food, or sit in a supermarket isle and just gorge myself on junk food.
UK News Website Of The Year 2024
I somehow saw "furries." I need a break from the Internet.
He looks like a thumb or maybe index finger, this isnโt human
This is the larval stage of a Barry just before he consumes 10,000 calories a day to metamorphose into his adult state.
Who would name their newborn Barry?
After his father and his father back to The Dawn of the Barrys.
Don't insult the Grand Thumb-Thumb Corpsegrinder like that. He doesn't share any relation with this lad.
we don't know this guy's a racist if all we know is he liberated some food, an action I support btw