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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

A human (pictured, right) outrunning the flesh-starved, reanimated corpses that we all see when we close our eyes for too long. Keep it up, human! They lack the necessary supportive tissues to sustain bipedal movement! You can beat them!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The human body is composed of meat wrapped in a protective coating, and therefore is a hot dog.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But... there aren't bones in a hot-dog... oh wait, damn.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

negative. i am a meat popsicle.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Dead, Dead, and Eddie

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Harder. Stronger. Faster.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The race is long And in the end, it's only with yourself.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

🎶Everybody's free (to take off their skin) 🎵

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Skele-tim said he can run the fastest without any flesh or meat weighing him down.

Muscle-man claimed he will run fastest because he is pure power with no foolish, saggy skin holding him back.

Tom said "That was not a microdose, why did I think I could microdose before track meet"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Me and the boys when we hear the ice cream truck

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is this God Person Anyway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

As the fossil record clearly shows, pre-historic humans were composed entirely of bone; muscles and skin came much later. Isn't evolution marvelous?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just Do it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Or else.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

We're not just mining data anymore. Facebook.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Animorphs: Biology Breakdown

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

We all have skeletons chasing us - even the Meat People.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Laundry day waits for no man

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Meat man