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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Many years ago, Penn and Teller put out a book called Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends, and in it, they talk about the game they play when they're in a movie theater. I can't remember all of the rules, but the two I remember are that you applaud any time they say the name of the movie in the movie and if you see a bald character, you shout, "BALD!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I imagine Penn must do the shouting for both of them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

When they came out with their movie, Penn and Teller Get Killed, I remember being really disappointed when Teller talked. It's a bit silly to think about now, being disappointed that he did something he obviously did when he wasn't on-stage or on-camera anyway.

Shortly before that, both Penn and Teller had small voice-over roles in the English dub of the French animated film Gandahar (rechristened Light Years in the U.S. for some reason) and Teller was just credited as Teller. The filmmaker, Rene Laloux, also made Fantastic Planet, aka La Planete Sauvage. I highly recommend both if you haven't seen either.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I love deep nerd dives like this. Thanks, Flying Squid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I used to do their "fork in the eye" trick at restaurants all the time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I did too! Scared the hell out of a Denny's waitress.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Care to explain what it is and how it works. I'm quite curious now. ^^

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You surrepetitiously palm a liquid creamer container, then at the appropriate moment, draw attention to youself with a fork. Hold the palmed creamer up to your eye, pretend to puncture your eye with the fork, but actually puncture the creamer. Squeeze.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Instructions unclear, punctured my eye anyways

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Perfect, thank you. Next time someone insists on meeting me in a restaurant, I might just do that. I tend to create my own fun when I'm in places I don't like.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Just know that it is a very messy trick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Sounds like the boring sober version of a drinking game

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Wasn't the star trek explanation that in the future, people don't care about baldness and are beyond vanity? Then why is captain Pike's hair so damn fly?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Oh is that so?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

"Thank you, Dr. Obvious."