I genuinely want this shirt, but I'd take off the words anal beads. Just tug o' war champion, and the picture. Make people internalize it instead of just giving it away. Make them visualize it.

I applaud your sphincter, sir.

Those beads are backwards; The smallest one is supposed to be at the start.

Champions train hard, train often.

Did he pull the hardest or squeezed the hardest?

NGL, that kinda sounds fun.