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submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) by Commentiquette@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

I found your website named after a cryptocurrency company and something doesn’t add up. There’s no cryptocurrency here for me to short and everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever

Why aren’t you on reddit like normal people? this website is basically a malshappen clone of the real thing, like dolly the sheep but online and with even more birth defects

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Edit: watch my newest video: https://hexbear.net/post/228732

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[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

what the fuck is reddit?

[-] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

They figured out we all operate on Moscow time and banned us

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

I dunno I think we got banned at the same time as the Donald Trump subreddit so that Reddit could do a "both sides" thing.

If you want to get really parasocial or whatever I think this website has spawned like 50 different discord groups or something.

[-] Naal@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

:alex-aware: me raising my snout from the trough labeled "podcast"

:feral-hog: and descending it into the one marked "salvia"

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

reddit got too woke :JB-shining-aggro:

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[-] Commentiquette@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

Remember to tag me on twitter with a link to this post. Sometimes I load up on so much salvia I forget I’ve written things kind of like memento if the guy had already ran out of places on his body to carve messages into

https://twitter.com/commentiquette

also watch my latest video I sacrificed a lot of goats to make it happen:

https://hexbear.net/post/228732

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

Because I can't say that Spez wants to own slaves or that slave owners should all be killed on reddit. We can here, as well as talking about all the other things socialists want to talk about that reddit would shut right the fuck down.

Can't even call someone names over there without some liberal moderator tone-policing you because you don't speak in a middle-income enough way for them.

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[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

It's not my fault Karl has cute toes

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[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

This is a website dedicated to busting nuts and mailing them to the Zodiac Killer AKA Ted Cruz

And post

[-] prickbaxter@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago
[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

:post-hog:

Let’s see that hog now

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

Where else would I get meth

[-] buh@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

It’s a cult dedicated to computer scare, the number 1 financial backer of the podcast citations needed

[-] Pseudoplatanus22@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

Ah fuck, did I miss the visit by Commentiquette?

If you're reading this Erik, can I be in one of the screenshots please?

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 0 points 3 years ago

This is a website for only the most macho of gay witches if you're skinny and/or shave, go to hextwink or something.

[-] Commentiquette@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

I’m not a witch, just a guy that likes to drink goblets of wine and smoke things that make him hallucinate.

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