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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I found your website named after a cryptocurrency company and something doesn’t add up. There’s no cryptocurrency here for me to short and everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever

Why aren’t you on reddit like normal people? this website is basically a malshappen clone of the real thing, like dolly the sheep but online and with even more birth defects

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Edit: watch my newest video: https://hexbear.net/post/228732

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

https://chapotraphouse3.com/r/chapotraphouse3 is really the a malshappen clone. This one is more of a step-sibling.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

death to amerikkka unlimited genocide on the first world

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

federal honeypot

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

"reenact WACO on their landlord" I'm dying

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

:sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: <--- PERVERT SICKOS

:volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: <---- HEXBEAR VOLCEL VANGUARD

:bloomer: :bloomer: :bloomer: :bloomer: :bloomer: :bloomer: <---- PURE UNTOUCHED COMRADES, SAFE FROM THE FILTHY HORDES

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

i want to reenact abu ghraib on my landlord

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

There’s no cryptocurrency here for me to short and everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever

:this: new tagline

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

no joke, we got banned on reddit for celebrating John Brown and saying slave owners deserve death

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

i like it when the feds i'm interacting with are nice in hopes that i'll do some [redacted] instead of just trying to manufacture consent to invade ~~Russia~~ ~~DPRK~~ ~~China~~ Haiti

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever

I nominate this for the front page header.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

This was post suspiciously funnier than the usual post and of course when I look who posted it it's you

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Sup Eric, everyone here a is huge fan of your show and I for one am delighted that you'd visit our deformed sheep home.

As to the reason we aren't on Reddit they banned us after we joked about killing white supremacists. Apparently, Reddit loves it when you call for the death of the entire Chinese population, but gets upset when you joke about putting slave owners in guillotines.

Anyway, have you seen Reddit lately? Our site may smell like Dolly the sheep's latest dump, but at least it isn't selling me insurance or pushing a broken app on me every five seconds.

spoilerThis is a great bit btw

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We were disinvited from reddit on account of making advertisers and feds uncomfortable, so we made our own instance of reddit. Now we have complete freedom but the website doesn't always load so fast :(

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

what the fuck is reddit?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

They figured out we all operate on Moscow time and banned us

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I dunno I think we got banned at the same time as the Donald Trump subreddit so that Reddit could do a "both sides" thing.

If you want to get really parasocial or whatever I think this website has spawned like 50 different discord groups or something.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

:alex-aware: me raising my snout from the trough labeled "podcast"

:feral-hog: and descending it into the one marked "salvia"

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Remember to tag me on twitter with a link to this post. Sometimes I load up on so much salvia I forget I’ve written things kind of like memento if the guy had already ran out of places on his body to carve messages into

https://twitter.com/commentiquette

also watch my latest video I sacrificed a lot of goats to make it happen:

https://hexbear.net/post/228732

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

This is a website for only the most macho of gay witches if you're skinny and/or shave, go to hextwink or something.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I’m not a witch, just a guy that likes to drink goblets of wine and smoke things that make him hallucinate.

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