shut up youtube (thelemmy.club)

submitted 10 months ago by Mwa to c/[email protected]

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Just shut up youtube how the hell did I "not build history" I had this acc since 2018

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

DNA sample, and a signed ToS granting us the right to your first-born male child.

[-] Mwa 2 points 10 months ago

so real 😍

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Ink impression of genitals. Approval time: We’ll let you know.

[-] Mwa 4 points 10 months ago

What

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ok fine, I’ll explain. The point is that these Youtube verifications are highly intrusive. As is dipping your wee-wee or hoo-hah into ink and sharing the stamped paper with strangers.

Youtube: “We need to examine your dick print so that you can do Internet video sharing.”

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I couldn’t agree more.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

🙄🤮

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