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What is this thing?

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This awful creature was, according to my partner, found under or black walnut tree, attached to or emerging from the neck of a very-recently killed bunny that the dog had (killed within the last ~15m). Any idea what it is? More pics available.

It's not smooth like a slug/leech, but has a textured surface. It looks like a grub, but what would a grub be doing attached to a bunny? It has an obvious mouth and anus. She described the mouth part as "hexagonal", which she saw open while it was alive, coming off of or out of the Bunny's neck (it was in or by by a wound it didn't necessarily inflict).

I think it's probably just congealed evil and should be thrown into a fire, along with everything it touched except the puppy, and that's how it's going to get me.

My opinion is obviously tongue-in-cheek, but what is this really?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 59 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Ah fuck it's a botfly ๐Ÿคข

Fair warning for those who are curious, botfly larvae typically grow in the skin. Do not look this up unless you have a strong stomach. Especially do not look this up if you have trypophobia. I will never get some of those images out of my head. Genuinely gives me a stronger visceral reaction than some of the worst gore I have seen. Fuck botflies, I am gonna go wash my hands

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

...he said, as he locked eyes with me, casually hitting the bong and slowly, calmly fucking a shark

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[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You nailed it. It was emerging because the host died.

[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Kill it. Kill it with fire.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Indeed. It is quite dead now.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I would love to find one of these for my collection.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Too late! It is, by this point, a flattened leathery husk and putty on the ground.

But, if I slay another bunny, and one of these nightmares emerges, perhaps I can send it to you priority mail.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Incinerator. Burn it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think it's probably just congealed evil

Pretty good description of a botfly, actually

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I have a friend.. ..as much as one can befriend a monster, anyways.. ..who intentionally let a botfly larva grow in his.. ..arm? thigh? Anyways, after a good long time, he started getting Stockholm syndrome and got fond of the evil fucker, because he had been through so much pain with it. Eventually, though, the pain was too much and he caved and got it removed.

There are some times when it's just better to listen to the pain.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

some entomologist let one grow on his head. it hatched under his hat during a baseball game

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

One person's abject disgust is another's religion and a third's science.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your friend sounds awesome

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The jury's still out on that, but hopefully I'll continue to interact with him and have a chance to know him well enough to make that call.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Damn if that's a Cuterebra I don't wanna know the Uglierebra.

I'll let myself out.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

No you can stay.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, that was a rabbit hole I didn't need.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Why, why the fuck would I search for images of the Cuterebra and then zoom in right before bed?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

That poor squirrel, horrible & yuck

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

For everyone who made it through this thread: [email protected]

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nope, now I just imagine all the poor cute animals like OP's bunny infested with bot fly.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

It's a trap! Botfly propaganda detected:

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Thank youโ€ฆ thank you. :(

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't recommend doing an image search on "botfly"

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I recommend everone to heed this advice.

To hear Jeremy Clarksson talk about it, watch the Top Gear Bolivia Special

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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm concerned that's a Kroger container, what state are you in? I thought bot flies were a equatorial thing, fucking global warming

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

They're in the south-south, but the ones that go for rabbits (and not people) can make it all the way up to New York.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Definitely have had em here in the southern US for a while now.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Swedish salt liquorice, I can't remember the Swedish name for it though. It's an acquired taste.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Now, if I every try it, I'll think of bot flies the whole time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Saltlakrits. It's amazing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Not as good as the little people ones though.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Start an iNaturalist account and share your gross bug with the scientific community. I've seen a couple people suggesting Google lens for identification, but for plants and animals it's fun to make the data count for something.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That, my friend, is a wise admonition, and I wish you many fake internet points, and the clarity to not only know, but to also feel that they don't matter.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Even if you don't contribute, it's fun to play around in map mode. Go see what lives in Equatorial Guinea. Type in your favorite shark. Etcetera.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Holy cow how large is this thing? Is that a really small butter knife? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

No. If anything, it's a fairly large butter knife.

The specimen of raw evil was, at a guess, about an inch and a quarter.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

well after sewing this and the comments, my already bad day is ruined

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Glad we could help. Wouldn't want for you to have a bad day of merely mediocre quality.

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