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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago

that kid is still in high school, this is like posting a video of yourself winning a fistfight with a toddler

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

29 years? Being a turd takes a heavy toll

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Evil seems to age like yogurt left under a radiator

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I spent the decade that he was brownosing through middle and highschool by hanging in punk squats, smoking unfiltered cigarettes, drinking some guy's "homemade mead" and generally treating my body like a chemical playground and somehow this guy looks more worn than me.

It would be tragic if he wasn't a terrible person but now it's just interesting in like a scientific way.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Up until 20 seconds ago I was absolutely certain that Charlie Kirk was 40 years-old.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The 40 yo is the dude who looks like 12 yo, the small zionist guy,

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've been so poisoned by photoshops that even though it's an official thumbnail I'm still not sure if someone's photoshopped his face

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

he always looks like his head is trying to run backwards away from his face. It's surreal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Receding faceline.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey you just walked into a hive of "shit posters and putlerbots". fuck off.

https://hexbear.net/comment/3762281

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

29? I'd have guessed mid 40s.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Same, I think maybe his haircut and the fact he's always wearing suits makes him look older? Here's a regular photo of him:

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

charlie-kirk

Dear Liberals

When I poop, I shove it back in so I dont have to wipe

And yet you call us Toilet Paper USA

Curious!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

“Check out me dunking on the Little Tykes hoop!”

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

look at the smug leftist liberal kid. got a lot to learn, that one! epic own with facts and logic, charles. charlie-kirk

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

He MUST debate literal children, because neither of them have actually done the reading. Try that in a small grad school class.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

is that hairstyle cool again?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

He looks like a villain in a Silver Age comic.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

imagine paying for an ad of you arguing with a literal child

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what's wrong with his FAAAACE

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

These kinds of EPIC OWN videos are still around? Anyway, my favorite Charlie Kirk video is the one where he gets epically owned by saying an x-ray of a dolphin fetus is a human fetus.

Or at least I think that was him and not expert-shapiro, they're pretty much the same thing in my mind.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Debating literal children

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That's actually a misleading thumbnail. This isn't Charlie, it's Justin Trudeau cosplaying as the pillsbury dough boy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Smug leftist emote when

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I pray for a future where people can be smugly leftist and dismissive of libs/conservatives and their arguments because the union "is just the way it is."

"Oh? A market economy so you can have more brands to choose from? So you want to kill millions of people in the middle east?"

"Oh? You want a firm to just randomly decide how much bread to make? What, people have to pay for the bread if they're hungry?"

"Yeah, let's just have charitable plutocrats take care of government functions. /s You need to grow up."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

he's got like that japanese delinquent hair