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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

Wait, really? How could I not know this?

🤦 Stupid! Stupid!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

If only this study came out earlier. Maybe they could have caught the early signs in my youth.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I just openly talk to my brain like it's its own entity.

Draws blank on the name of a friend we've known for years "Fuck you, brain! What the fuck?"

Solves ultra complex problem with insane creativity and efficiency "Good job, Brain. That was some genuine genius shit."

It's like every situation, IQ is based on a rand function between 70 and 150.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

LMAO this is gold. Good job, saltesc's brain.