That's a snapping turtle
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Yup! That's no tortoise.
One of many reasons I don't swim in rivers
I'm so glad that we don't have anything dangerous in our rivers here.
We also have e. Coli and nitrates!
I'm increasingly of the belief that we don't deserve to live on this planet.
I guess the planet agrees since it's burning us off with a fever, like a host with a virus.
Yup. Unfortunately the worst offenders bear impacts at a lesser rate. Fun stuff