this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why is Rob DenBleyker ordering a black morphsuit?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

my bet is on some kind a kinky roll-play sexual deviancy.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or he's trying to tear it up like Charlie in Always Sunny doing "Green Man". Although in this case I think it would be "Black man"... Oh, that's unfortunate.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Master of karate

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Or bla... oh shit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Studying black body radiation.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Ordering anything on Amazon creates an unsettling notification

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

h e s a r r i v e d

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It looks like one of those awful hatchet zombies from Battlefield 2042.