Don't threaten me with a good time.
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2024
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Threaten me harder daddy.
*mommy
Mamala
I failed.... Should have put Step-Mommy.
Step-Mamala?
My massive corporate tax hike is stuck in the dryer.
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Step-sis?
Now I want to vote for her even harder.
Seriously, is this supposed to be deterring people? Who looks at any of those and thinks they're a bad thing, except for oil executives, corporate investors, landlords and the ultra-rich?
Remember that time when Fox News popped up a list of AOC's goals, then realized that their viewers might actually be in favor of them and took it down.
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Don't forget the temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
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Wants to continue democracy and peaceful transfer of power
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Consistently demonstrates adequate mental health
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Respects religious diversity
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Has stable and data-driven policy stances
The fact that this is even a contest makes me fucking weep for humanity.
Oh my god! Literally the end of Western civilization!
Isn't 80
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tax-funded Medicare-for-all
Is there another way to do it, or do they just want to add a scary word?
Comservatives hate taxes. They complain that the left is entitled and then bitch and moan when they have to actually pay their share for the services they use. Nothing will get them more fired up than hating on taxes even if you show them just how vile and expensive the private version is.
“I earned that money(all by myself and at no point did I use any tax-funded infrastructure no not me not never).”
Don't tell them about school vouchers. They'll never understand how that is funded.
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A libertarian "sovereign citizen" is absolutely peak conservative entitlement. "I should have all the benefits of society while putting nothing that I don't feel like back in."
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Imagine thinking these are bad things....
These things are all legitimately good for humanity and .. life. Are Republicans literally ghouls?
Republicans in office: YES, they absolutely are!
Republican voters: For some YES! but also there's a fuckton of propaganda aimed at them like... (checks notes) Newsmax for one... They're manipulated into believing these are bad things :/
Yeah, part of it is they think government intervention of nearly any kind is worse than no intervention.
but not good for billionaire pockets, that's the problem. humanity as a whole or a few hundred rich guys. fuck the rich
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Why are Republicans so much better at making Democrats cool then the Democrats?
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Stop, I can only get so erect
smdh.... OP missed the most damning ones:
-WANTS TO CRIMINALIZE KICKING PUPPIES
-DRIVES HER GRANDMOTHER TO BINGO ON SUNDAY AFTERNOONS
-LAUGHS
-HAS BASIC HUMAN DECENCY
I especially enjoy that investigating companies is seen as an obvious and unforgivable indictment. They're not even going to argue it was baseless or anything. Just that she had the audacity to challenge companies.
So... Those are supposed to be bad things?
Wait. Are those supposed to be bad things?
Shit, that makes me want to vote for her, and I’m not even centre-right, or American!
Woah.
(Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based!)
Vance is also anti-choice, including for women and children who have been raped.
Abortion is really the Republicans' Achilles heel. Harris needs to hammer them on that.
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And these things are bad why?
Newsmax viewers can't read anyway.
wait nobody is questioning whether this is real? oh my god I live in a bubble
I hope it's real. Those are all great selling points!
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Covid should have been the pants on fire moment for M4A, but still no discussion.
where do i sign up?
At your local polling place!
These aren't bugs, they are, literally, features.
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