Fidel Castro died of natural causes at the age of 90.

winning literally any war since the fifties

Life expectancies have fallen multiple years in a row lol

Vietnam.

beating the Soviets to space

Afganistan

Stopping COVID. Although there wasn’t much of an effort there.

Pete ain’t doing too well with them trains.

meeting emissions targets for the Paris Accords

he's really not looking good huh

"We're gonna cure cancer, Jack!"

Anyone else remember that lol

He’s so bad at this. No wonder they barely let him say anything in public.

Prevent a ancient corpse-lich whose primary accomplishments in life are making everything worse from everyone from taking control of the US regime a critical moment in world history?

We fumbled that pretty hard.

Bay of Pigs!

In all seriousness angry dementia Biden running around Washington screaming at everyone is a pretty funny timeline. If he wins they should turn him loose on the press

War on drugs?

Our President has thus far failed to draw a clock.

I feel really bad for those twitter libs who had their ptsd triggered when Bernie would raise his voice. They must be freaking out right now.

Giving me that $2000 Biden owes me

Keep the veterans of its wars from being homeless and suicidal

Being anything other than a third world country wearing a Gucci belt.

Take my v*rginity

I can't think of anything

watch the video, he sounds like shit