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Petting Zoo Selling Toddler Fingers For 25 Cents (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Obviously fake, $0.25 doesn’t buy anything any more

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The buffalo flavor are the best.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

salty tears and vinegar <3 <3 <3

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Idk, random sticky substance is kinda selling rn