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Crowdstrike (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 191 points 11 months ago

Man’s got them Donald Trump hands

[-] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago

It's just that he has enormously long arms.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Enormously long when compared to those tiny hands.

[-] [email protected] 126 points 11 months ago

Googled him and there are too many articles reporting this as real

[-] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago

He is the founder of a controversial satirical website called NordPresse. Well known for making up stuff and creating confusions in online space.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago

Who looks at this and thinks it isn't satire lol? I sometimes struggling with telling satire apart, too, but this is the most obvious piece of satire I've seen in a long time.

[-] [email protected] 104 points 11 months ago

Bro casually downed whole world infrastructure

[-] [email protected] 78 points 11 months ago

OK, this is hilarious.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Fuck me. I forgot to pay daddy musk to be verified.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Boom. Nice shot.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

What if it was a form of damage control, where they could claim in the future at lawsuits that they had total transparency at the time of the event.

Please, I'm kidding. But it would be interesting.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Where's the crowd? Are they all on strike?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

boat stuck 2: bloatstuck

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Sean k strikes it again.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

just removed a comment on my first day

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