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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 62 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Should poor people live, or should they die? 😏 Let us know in the comments!

I have an uncomfortable feeling that some online news column comments are going to be like this in 5 years...

[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Depends on if we've already gotten through the "gays" by then. The system always needs a scapegoat. /s (but only barely)

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

5 years? It's been like that for the past 300 years! We faught a war over this!

[-] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

We already have that. It's called "too expensive"

[-] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

It’s called insulin

[-] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

Is this satire or just how things b?

[-] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago

It's the Onion. So most likely predictive...

[-] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You'll hear a weird sound coming from the Eli Lilly headquarters soon, as if thousands of foreheads were slapped simultaneously for not thinking about this sooner

[-] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

The Onion shows time and time again that the perfect headline will have tons of upvotes and no comments. At least until I ruined it, sorry.

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