No, you cannot be an honorary black, Dalia. Because this wise and sensible black person said so.

(Also, judging by that phrasing [especially using "black" as a noun], it really sounds like she wants to get away with saying a certain word.)

I knew a black guy who could shoot lightning from his eyes. He'd send me a picture of him doing it whenever I would run my mouth on the internet

EDIT: like can you just be normal

delete this before you kill any people on here man fuck

god i hope angel doesnt see this

edit: ah fuck

Cubanos con Biden 🇺🇸🇨🇺🇿🇦🇺🇦

Gusano

"CAN I BE AN HONORARY BLACK?!?!!?? IVE AKSHUALLY STARTED FOLLOWING EVERY BLACK PERSON ON MY FEED..."

"black people" aren't a hivemind to project your paternalistic liberal fantasies onto for soying out at

"an honourary black" ah yes, reinventing the nazi concept of "honourary aryans" but wokely

Lemme tell you from experience people like this 100% fetishize Black men

What's the name for that trope, where a black character will be written into fiction for the sole purpose of helping the white protagonist (usually by acting as the author's mouthpiece)?

This woman seems to've melded her very being with it.

White liberals are so gross. Like I have no good analysis here, just ew what the fuck

she thinks the N-word pass is real

Saving throw vs. incoming damage [type: psychic]

Every single word in this screenshot is fucking ridiculous.

Image being black and thinking the dems care about your existence if you aren't making money for profit wars.

I'm tired of Democratic apologists defending all their failed policies with the dead hand of the talented tenth.

Alright, everyone with access to your parents' routers has an obligation to go in and block twitter.com/x.com along with Facebook, Fox News, whatever other insanity boomers are consuming

We may unironically need to create "anti boomer reactionary" blocklists. Similar to those lists that block porn sites on a network, but just a list of boomer brainrot sites.

for treating black people like some org you can "donate" to rather than a literal group of people. like take your fetishes elsewhere

...though if only we had mystical qualities

I'm not even saying that I'm doing it right. But my whole thing is "ya I'm super white" and I get in front of the jokes by being the first to point out my bullshit. I will never in this lifetime pass for a non white person.

The election hasn't even happened yet and they're already running the dolchstosslegende. Wild.

Can I be honorary black?

Can you not?

"Hey, wait, I want to be mystical and magical! I-"

oh

Omg you're the good kind of black

the brainworms required to form this thought and send it out to the world

That's like n-tier pretzel convolution of the good old noble savage stereotype

wait these people are still on X, the Everything App?

Holy shit.

"If you don't support me, you ain't black!" but correctly centered around the real protagonists: white women.

They do this shit every election cycle. I remember in 2020 when someone who works in DNC circles said that they were freaking out about losing the black vote to Kanye West.

Get Out (2017)

Us damn cowardly backstabbers who refuse to condone genocide and WW3, the way libs are doing out of fear of orange man. Backstabbing is when you refuse to backstab the rest of humanity. Actually that part is true, from an imperial perspective: you can betray life and humanity, or you can betray liberalism.