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[–] [email protected] 123 points 2 months ago (5 children)

The Appalachian Mountains and the Scottish Highlands are the same mountain range, because it is older than the continents moving apart.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago

The Atlantic Ocean is younger than the Appalachian Mountains.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

And apparently the Scandinavian Mountains are also a part of the same mountain range. Cool!

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I do regard them with terror, but this isn't the reason why.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is it the deer? I've heard they're sketchy round there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The deer ticks will fuck you up if you don’t check for them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Fallout 76 taught me how annoying Appalachian ticks can be

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago

Because North America and Africa were once geographically connected, the Appalachians formed part of the same mountain chain as the Little Atlas in Morocco. This mountain range, known as the Central Pangean Mountains, extended into Scotland, before the Mesozoic Era opening of the Iapetus Ocean, from the North America/Europe collision (See Caledonian orogeny)

By the end of the Mesozoic Era, the Appalachian Mountains had been eroded to an almost flat plain.[27] It was not until the region was uplifted during the Cenozoic Era that the distinctive topography of the present formed.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This sound like the opening of some eldritch horror novel.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's unironically a bunch of Appalachian cosmic horror stuff out there. In fact iirc Savage Worlds has a setting for it called Holler and Monte Cook games published a ttrpg for the Old Gods of Appalachia podcast.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

If I hadn't burned myself out on Pseudopod, Welcome to Nightvale, The Black Tapes, and Limetown, I'd be a bigger fan.

But my friends swear up and down by Old Gods. Solid writing and a good creepy blend of the mundane and surreal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Well if you know anything about Appalachian lore

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The resting place of cthulhu's rotten carcass

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Most of the Appalachians is now located within the eastern part of the United States as runoff. Imagine how long it took for huge mountains to erode down and wash outwards into the ocean that distance.

And the Appalachians are still young compared to a few other mountain areas around the world.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Australia and South Africa giving me the willies.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Yup. Makhanjwa range in the north west of SA is three times as old as the Appalachians at 3.5 billion years. Days were only twelve hours long back then….

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

How old is the Australian Great Dividing Range (which has been worn down quite low)

Ed. It's not on the top ten. The Australian old ranges include the Pilbara

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In the same vein, sharks are older than trees.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

They'll kick your ass too. Source: hiked hundreds of miles therein

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Keith Richards built the Appalachian mountains.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (4 children)

The Appalachian mountains are full of hillbillies. THAT'S the scary part.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Wouldn't they be mountainbillies?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The hills have bones

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Banjo intensifies.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Am I the only one who the image is not loading for?

Edit: It's working now.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

the appalachian mountains are older than saturn's rings. the appalachian mountains are older than dinosaurs. the appalachian mountains are older than trees. the appalachian mountains are literally older than BONES. the appalachian mountains should be regarded with pure terror.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that basically the plot of a season in the adventure zone?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

There's a Cypher System RPG called Old Gods of Appalachia that's pretty neat too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

also a horror podcast

Old Gods of Appalachia

https://rss.acast.com/old-gods-of-appalachia

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

...radio drama came first, RPG followed a few year after...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

didn't realize there was a system adaptation based on it. very cool!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also thematically related is The Twisted Ones by T Kingfisher, which itself is a reinterpretation of The White Ones by Arthur Machen (written in the late 1890s). Appalachia has been creeping people out for a long time!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

This is one of those "Sharks are older than the North Star" things that's going to live in my head rent free forever.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

To expand on this, being older than bones is why you can't find animal fossils in the Appalachian mountains.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Seems like North America has always had a thing for conservatism.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (12 children)

How does one pronounce Appalachian?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Depends where you're from lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'll stick with Ah-pah-lah-shee-an

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Apple asian

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROAD

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