Sovcit got pulled over. : insanepeoplefacebook

[-] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago

It'd be funny if the officer pulled up the sovcit site, take a single look at the lunacy, and then asked if the driver wanted to open up a fraud investigation for sale of his fake paperwork.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

Well yah that one is worthless. If they want to drive without a license they need a 6 star non-citizen national passport.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I think you mean if they want to travel without a license. These guys are constantly trying to cast spells by saying the magic words lol.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago

Whoops...tax fraud too.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

Yeah, that was totally a "ok fine, we won't help you pay the tax on this, you do it yourself or you'll have a bad day when the IRS comes knocking."

[-] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

"But my passport has five stars! Five!"

[-] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

In case anyone was wondering, stars on a passport mean nothing.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

DONT YOU DARE SAY SUCH BLASPHEMY! ALL OF MY SOVCIT FB friends WOULDNT LIE TO ME! AND YOU CAN TELL THEYRE MY REAL FRIENDS BECAUSE THEYRE NOT IN ALL CAPS!

(Or does that mean they’re the fake ones? lololol my own twisted ideology is too twisted for even lil ol me to follow uwu)

[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

I had 5 stars in GTA, my encouter with the police was worse than his.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Wait does your passport show your wanted level? That would be handy

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