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It happens... (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 172 points 11 months ago

Btw this is a parody account

[-] [email protected] 97 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago

It says (parody) in the name.

This is twitter, because elon lacks reading comprehension, so the rules require parody to be clearly marked.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Musk says he has Asperger's, so that'd be fair if he also wasn't a liar.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

For parody it would have to be untrue, yes?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

...it didn't even register with me until i read this comment. I didn't even realize something was amiss. FML.

[-] [email protected] 124 points 11 months ago

Not every racist is a police officer...

[-] [email protected] 62 points 11 months ago

... But every police officer is racist!

[-] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago

Even if it's obvious, it's still important to say

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I added that line because they got downvoted, assumed it was because someone thought it was just a statement rather than starting that train of thought

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Hashtag notallracists

[-] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah, some of them are prosecutors

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 62 points 11 months ago

Keep in mind they usually travel in pairs!

[-] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

As luck would have it, I've got a similar number of hands

[-] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

What rolls down stairs

Alone or in pairs

Roll over your neighbors dog

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Who will roll you down the stairs

Confiscate your wares

May even shoot your dog

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

It's cops, cops, cops!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

It's hogs, hogs, hogs

[-] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

One can read, the other one can write

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Ooh, someone’s from a fancy pants big city where the cops went to high school.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of anuses.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The recommended number of anuses is one

[-] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago

Whenever I see something like this I feel I must defend my friend who's a cop.

Before being a cop he was a lifeguard at a beach and my bassist.

Baywatch may tell you differently, but being a lifeguard is a seasonal job, and not a career. The next level of being a lifeguard is becoming a cop, so he did, and he has only beaten one black man so far.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

As part of the minimum training.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

TIL lifeguards are racist.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

The handle. It's a satire account

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