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-supreme court fash speedrun any% begins in earnest

-biden does his best cryptkeeper impression in the debate, the lyin' lamestream media balks hard, swing state polls start leaking badly

-reads from post Trump calls for jailing and "televised military tribunals" of "Mr. Biden, Ms. Harris, Mr. Pence, Mr. Schumer, Mr. McConnell and Nancy Pelosi"

-xi presses the rare earth resources socialism button, presumably (or at least hopefully) in prep for pressing the ALL earth resources socialism button

-heritage foundation president does a public threat of violence at the left, increasing his chances of being roadkilled by a significant factor (fingers crossed)

-the west sez: zelensky your country is three embodied forms of corruption in a trenchcoat, yea we are gonna need you to take off that "i fought a losing war of attrition and all i got was a spot in NATO" tshirt you keep wearing on tv

-dr disrespect dropped by subway (this isn't momentous it's just hilarious LMAO)

-steam summer sale

-the pho place near me fixed their broth (less cinnamon chefs-kiss )

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm completely unprepared for decade to happen in weeks, I barely function day-to-day powercry-2

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)

that's ok we're all in for a rough one

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago

I gotta find some IRL comrades to roll with...

[–] [email protected] 74 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I'm not a :vote: guy, but I think every Prez election year will be a flashpoint. it's when the tensions come closest to tearing the illusion of those who want to believe in electoral reform. 2020 had police stations on fire and people getting nabbed off the streets in unmarked vans while a global pandemic raged.

if Biden had looked even remotely presentable at the debate, few on team blue would be looking at the present situation critically, wondering, if beating trump is so important, why are "we" running a guy who is about to code? wondering who made this decision and why there is no alternative.

all of the other injustices could be explained away by pushing "trump would be worse" and funneling the tensions into the electoral system. but now what could have been characterized as an "imperfect" system is seeming "fundamentally fucked and incapable of reform".

I think we will get these crescendos every 4 years until elections are suspended.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The DNC in Chicago this year is gonna be fucking crazy, and I could absolutely see a situation where a peaceful protestor gets murdered by a cop and shit pops off across the country

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

History rhymes. Are they gonna get Sorkin to pen another movie afterwards?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

I agree with this. I think we'll know better after the election, not so much because of cheeto or cryptkeeper, but just because what comes after will be what we settle into for at least the foreseeable future.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

It does seem like the summer before a presidential election is now the designated "Cool Zone".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The contradiction I'm failing to understand is why these elections in the West are flashpoints... like, the bourgeoisie have total domination, especially since there's no real leftist opposition anywhere in the West™. Why on earth create tensions with people that agree with you on 99.99% how to rule?

I get it to some degree, there's propaganda bubbles surrounding the type of liberalism you gravitate towards based on your life experience, but fundamentally those ideologies are 100% compatible with each other. It's as if when the cold war ended, liberal "democracy" dropped all pretense of sanity.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago

These are the weeks where months happen.

Interesting times, but it can get a lot more interesting than this.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I'm wondering if the burgerland bourgeoisie are happy to sacrifice the country to fascism now. Or is this just the natural progression of late capitalism, to decay into fascism or fascism to be deployed against a growing left.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fascism is always present in capitalism. It's a rot that starts at the extremities and works its way inward as the rate of profit falls.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

"Sacrifice? No, this was the goal"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Pretty sure they'll do anything to keep the doors off their public beaches.

If all else fails they Cana just move to a country that hasn't devolved to right wing hysterics and then buy up the politicians and media there to try to get their new nationalized tax rate lowered and start all over again.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The 'nothing ever happens' people have been quieter recently for sure

[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

She typed all lower case though. That means she said it quietly.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The supreme court thing isn't decades happening. Someone actually making use of the ruling might be.

It's also worth mentioning that the state laying claim to minerals does not mean they have been socialized, and indeed they have not been, though what China actually did was nonetheless reasonable.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago

Yea china's just establishing that they have liberal rights, it's basically the same as when we use imminent domain to install a fore hydrant when a municipal water system gets redone.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 months ago

Its been decades in weeks since oct 7th

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago

-the pho place near me fixed their broth (less cinnamon)

This is the bloomer news I needed

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (2 children)

-the pho place near me fixed their broth

Oh yeah I think they mentioned this on CNN last night

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Could be. Things might be heating up, can't forget hurricane season!

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (2 children)

To me it feels like the 2020s is the decade where the West is finding out after fucking around for so long and it can only respond with fascism. It is culminating in something happening every month, especially when the supreme court, Biden, Trump, and Europe are taking the mask off even further with each decision they make.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

strangelove-wow live euroid reaction

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

antithesis: things just keep happening

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

synthesis: the things happening are nothingburgers

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

synthesis: some things happen, while other things do not happen

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

sixteen seconds 👀

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

nothing ever happens and the things that do don't

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

okay well I stubbed my toe on my way out the door for work this morning and I'm pretty sure that happened because it still hurts, explain that debate-me-debate-me

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

prove it by sending toe pics or else it didn't happen awooga

yeah that's what I thought, it didn't

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ehh, there's a bunch of stuff that seems like it's about to happen but at this point nothing has happened yet.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago

It really feels like we're due

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

too good for badposting too bad for goodposting, just right for chapatitraphouse

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

mmm, chapati 😋

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

more like reeks where doodoos happen

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I think Biden is going to refuse to step down so we're just going to see a slow lumbering jog to complete electoral defeat.

When the Republicans have complete control of all three branches next January that's when shits really gonna start hitting the fan domestically.

Unless Isreal decides to actually fuck around and find out with Hezbollah, that'll certainly shake things up. Maybe Biden will actually send American troops and drop the number of states he's viable in to the single digits.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

These aren't the weeks where decades happen. I fear that we are about to enter a stage of history where we will be living through decades where centuries happen. The current climate crisis is bigger than anything humanity has faced in its entire existence. This upcoming crisis is going to be larger in scale than the one that forced humanity to switch to agriculture.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

No. By the exercise in levity, you also seem to be ambivalent about it.

This is just what decline looks like. It's very naked and brazen with Biden, but that his senility is on full display only demonstrates that the Presidency is more of a presidium where the cabinet, advisors, and staff make the decisions; the President mediates and acts as spokesperson.

There is no inability to express and display power on the world stage, it is just a diminished form of this antagonism. The US is still ruining its enemies and puppets. It's just those subjects have adapted to those tactics to soften the blows.

I don't think Hezbollah is going to attack Israel either; I think Israel's decline is more precarious and amplified but the US will keep it alive as a zombie state as long as they suit each others needs. Israel will continue to bleed citizens who, if they don't have dual citizenship, will just try to emigrate to Europe & US as economic opportunities pull them there and economic stagnation looms in Israel. The trajectory it was on before Oct 7th.

Domestically, the US has crushed any nascent left-liberal, leftist, or left anti-capitalist/government movement and force. Those groups, such as they are, are scattered and weakened. And although there is growing consciousness and antagonism towards the government and capitalist order, there is no coherent ideologies, movement, activists, and party to mobilize and articulate a vision of an alternative.

Even the tactics of protest and resistance are diminished as they often are just glorified rallies and parades. Activists don't even need to resort to violence or property damage. They could just block airports, seaports, roads, warehouses, et cetera but most Americans aren't even up for that.

Ultimately, USD hegemony and global dependence define and determine the macro-tangible outcomes of our political landscape.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

I'm older than Biden in Lenin time right now

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

supreme court fash speedrun any% begins in earnest

Begins? That shit goes back to at least them installing Dubya by decree.

biden does his best cryptkeeper impression in the debate, the lyin' lamestream media balks hard, swing state polls start leaking badly

Just the latest symptom of how decayed and impotent the DNC have become.

reads from post Trump calls for jailing and "televised military tribunals" of "Mr. Biden, Ms. Harris, Mr. Pence, Mr. Schumer, Mr. McConnell and Nancy Pelosi"

And he said he was gonna lock up Hillary, we saw where that went.

xi presses the rare earth resources socialism button, presumably (or at least hopefully) in prep for pressing the ALL earth resources socialism button

This is the one with the most “weeks where decades happen” potential, America desperately flailing its antiquated economic empire weight around to get that sweet battery tech/materials they didn’t bother to develop themselves and China just goes “lol nope.” And the associated treat fallout would splinter the U.S.

heritage foundation president does a public threat of violence at the left, increasing his chances of being roadkilled by a significant factor (fingers crossed)

Ehh these types are always saying shit like that.

the west sez: zelensky your country is three embodied forms of corruption in a trenchcoat, yea we are gonna need you to take off that "i fought a losing war of attrition and all i got was a spot in NATO" tshirt you keep wearing on tv

Americans are great at memory holing shit like that (see: Afghanistan in the 80’s), I fully expect libs to be “Zelensky who?” once the dust has settled.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

No 😎

(this post brought to you by nothing ever happens gang)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

-reads from post Trump calls for jailing and "televised military tribunals" of "Mr. Biden, Ms. Harris, Mr. Pence, Mr. Schumer, Mr. McConnell and Nancy Pelosi"

Wut?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's literally just "lock her up" and "drain the swamp" but without a concrete target.

There zero chance Trump knows what a military tribunal is.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Nobody knows what it means, but it’s provocative, it gets the people going!

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