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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Upvote this comment for BEANS

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There isn't one without the other. They are two sides of a great dichotomy. Another way of describing the yin and the yang. There are times we do not poop, certainly. And there are times that we have beans and, verily, we poop freely. The stretches punctuating these two poles are what we call life.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You can't understand joy if you haven't poop after 3 days of eating beans and no pooping.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Words of wisdom.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Upvote this comment for Team No Poop!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I'm downvoting the entire concept of teams and division. We're all the same.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Why not both?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Well not with that attitude

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Beans are life

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You can do more with beans than just eat them.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Instructions unclear. I'm gonna shit beans for three days and don't eat now.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

What do you think?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I feel like the only advantage to Team No Poop is if you were at a 3 day festival or something.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

We are the ones who toot

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I can and I will!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Well not with that attitude

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