121
Are you Team Beans or Team No Poop?
(i.imgur.com)
Upvote this comment for BEANS
There isn't one without the other. They are two sides of a great dichotomy. Another way of describing the yin and the yang. There are times we do not poop, certainly. And there are times that we have beans and, verily, we poop freely. The stretches punctuating these two poles are what we call life.
You can't understand joy if you haven't poop after 3 days of eating beans and no pooping.
Words of wisdom.
Upvote this comment for Team No Poop!
I'm downvoting the entire concept of teams and division. We're all the same.
Why not both?
Well not with that attitude
Beans are life
You can do more with beans than just eat them.
Instructions unclear. I'm gonna shit beans for three days and don't eat now.
What do you think?
I feel like the only advantage to Team No Poop is if you were at a 3 day festival or something.
We are the ones who toot
I can and I will!
Well not with that attitude
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
121 points (88.5% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
32383 readers
3467 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS