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[EDIT: Done] Hello, Reddit! IAMA 45th President of the United States Donald J. Trump. Ask Me Anything! (hexbear.net)

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Wow. Just Wow. Beautiful site you have here. Absolutely gorgeous. We had a site like this. What a beautiful site it was... but the Democrats made us take it down. It's true!

My staff tells me you people hate the Democrats. Well then folks you're in great company. When I become president I will dismantle the crooked Democratic Party and Make America Great Again!

Now we had a great debate last night folks. The crooks and cowards at CNN tried to stop us from winning. The Democrats tried to stop us from winning. But we won, didn't we folks? We won the debate and sent Sleepy Joe home with tears running down his ugly face!

So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!

EDIT: That's all folks! Thanks for having me, Reddit. You were a great audience. Not the best I've had but good enough!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Was that the sleepiest you've ever seen Joe?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mr. President, this website called "hecksbear dot net" kept on insisting that I was in this ridiculous movie about plastic dolls with Ryan Gosling which just sounds like a rip-off of Lars and the Real Doll.

As a fellow victim of fake news, can you clarify here once and for all that this "doll movie" that I was supposedly in never existed?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Margot, thank you so much for coming to my Reddit AMA. First of all I'd like to say I think you're a beautiful, beautiful woman. I would love to spend a night with you. Second of all, the Fake News Liberal Media are obsessed with spreading falsehoods about hard working Americans like you and me.

Would love to spend a night with you!
-DJT

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is so lib lol

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If I were ever so lucky as to get a membership to Mar-a-lago, what should I get from the buffet?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Well here at Mar-a-lago we're constantly keeping our buffet options fresh, so I can't really recommend something since the menu is always evolving. What I can tell you is that the food is delicious. Try some of everything! It's all Trump quality!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mr. President,

I had this bit idea last night. How does it feel to be a theif? You know who else are theives? [Unfettered racism]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Very funny!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yes, I would be very funny if you didn't steal my bit, Mr. President.

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