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[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 126 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

Telefoon dood, wat nou?

Notities

What's wrong with tities?!

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Someone mentioned that Hitler Dood thing was actually Afrikaans, not Dutch. But yeah, poor Dutch and their notities...

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[–] SteveXVII@pawb.social 5 points 2 years ago

It would be the same in Dutch.

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 95 points 2 years ago (1 child)

tities > notities

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[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Came here to say this

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[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 2 years ago (4 children)

R E K E N M A C H I N E

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[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago

Sounds like a southerner's word for a calculator.

"Two times three? I reken that's a five."

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[–] Throw_away_migrator@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

My new speed metal band, but all the songs are actually about math. Our debut album will be Hippasus of Metapontum with the single being Mystic Discourse.

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[–] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

L I V E I N C O N C E R T!!!

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago*

ITSSATURDAYNIGHT

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[–] Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Proper name for the torture of mathematics condensed into a single program.

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[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 68 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Our Dutch lemming friends rn:

https://i.imgflip.com/8uldwf.jpg

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (1 child)

more like :

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[–] casmael@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

image description : a dutch person standing in a flat field with two windmills in the background. he is holding a dutch flag and has on a tricorner hat and similar era clothing.

dutch text : wanneer je "Gekoloniseerd" Maar het is een nederlandse sub

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[–] casmael@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

🙏

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[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Kokosnoot

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[–] Mrb2@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

As a Dutch person, I can confirm

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[–] SteveXVII@pawb.social 6 points 2 years ago

I never considered the possibility of my language being funny before I saw the memes. Except for the dutch they speak in Flanders.

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[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 years ago

I wish the Dutch were real 😔

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago

PANIEK

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Why does Foto's have an apostrophe?

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 109 points 2 years ago

I'm not an expert but probably because it's Dutch

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[–] nukul4r@feddit.de 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Plural of words ending with a vowel (except "e") uses the apostrophe.

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[–] SanderTuit@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Only if it's a short 'e', if the pronunciation is long, you do use an apostrophe.

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Gotcha, makes sense

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[–] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Niet omdat het moet, maar omdat het kan

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[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

100 hours learning Dutch in duolingo and I still had to go look this up. /smh

Don't let it go, but let it go

Is that about right?

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[–] Cabslock@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No, it roughly translates to

Not because i have to, but because I can

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[–] Scribbd@feddit.nl 4 points 2 years ago

And the intonation matches: doing stuff for the fun of it.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Why nut?

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[–] Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fuck duolingo, if I ever see that bird again I am going to jail for animal abuse

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[–] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

They don’t give you the fun local saying we have here.

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[–] LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I think my favorite one my Dutch buddy told me about was "Helaas pindakaas." If not that, I also love the insult "droplul."

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[–] criitz@reddthat.com 30 points 2 years ago

Show me them notities

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Remember notities.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

1 month from now...

Expectation:

"Haha notiddies. Man, what a meme that was!"

Reality:

Me not remembering ever seeing this post in my life.

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[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

Hier ben ik dan, 1 maand later. Notities?

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[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago

Not the notities!!!!

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago

geef me een klap papa

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Hitler so dood.

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[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Lekker met de instellingen klooien

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[+] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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