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This, followed by the instant diarrhea spell is a fatal combo if not properly countered
Jokes on you, I don’t wear socks hah!
moist socks appear from the ether and strap themselves to your feet
Further joke on you when I like that feel ^ . ^
you deserve to be trapped in a particularly hellish demiplane
Jokes on you when I take you with me 👹
I cast "lego-under-foot"
Nice try! I'm in my slippers!
It appears inside your slipper 😈
Jokes on them my socks are always wet.
jokes on you the spell has a conditional effect when the socks are already wet and turns the socks into water!
For real, Prestigitation is the best spell in a wizard's arsenal.
If you're not using spells creatively to punch above your power level, you're a shit wizard.
And by creatively I mean solve all your problems by shitting people's pants.
i was so sure you were going to say casting fireball instead of shitting people's pants
That is sometimes the result of Fireball
This actually worked IRL on me, a huge drip of water splashed directly onto my sock when I was pouring myself a glass 😱
a taste of my power
During and after college I worked out of a marina mostly wearing waders. My feet and socks were permanently damp for a solid five years.
To this day I value dry, warm socks on my feet.
Toxoplasmosis is great and all but would you rather enjoy lil cat guys or have wet ass socks smh
I live in a 100% humidity area, this is a permanent debuff 😩😩😩😩
can i have normal moist-ish feet socks tho
Sometimes if my feet get too hot , ill splash a little water on my socks to cool off, hopefully this answers your question. Both please
My daughter cats this every night at bath time
Dark magic...
Frieren level shenanigans
I have reynaud's.
You have no power over me.
I'd rather that than have molten socks cast on me
They tend to harden after a little while!
this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2024
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