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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Fun science fact. Crabs are always shit talking and making "yo mama" jokes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

And, unlike lobsters*, they all talk with a hoarse Brooklyn accent.

"HEY! I'm scuttling heah!"

*who, as everyone knows, sing with a generically Caribbean accent

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I thought they always said "Whos your Daddy!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Go on. Try.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Works in a pinch!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

^chit chit Chit CHIT CHIT SNAP Chit chit munch munch munch

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well, not always, not if fren.

Like Casper the Halloween Mooncrab, such a polite cutie.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I always heard this joke as "If you hold a stoat up to your ear, you can hear the sound of your own voice, screaming."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ears are not the preferred food of the crab, but they're quite adaptable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Adaptable ears!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Sounds hurty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure it sounds like "dad-u-chuk?" and "did-a-chick" and such.