this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Isn't Banjo the one where all the girls have massive tits? And the witch turns into a total hottie as well. Need to get me some of that Gruntussy.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Not all of them, but there are more than I thought: Wiki

Notably Humba Wumba and aptly named Bikini Girl.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Always reminded me of Posh Spice

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Wait, do they?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Conker's Bad Fur Day made me a coprophiliac

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Down bad for Sloprano

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

10yrs later:

why do my kids hate me?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So his mom was handling his dick?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

Ha, this guy's mum doesn't handle his dick!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

The step mom wanted to fuck that bear.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

That can't someone from being gay :3