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Mom Burn (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 131 points 1 year ago

Supportive and savage.

[-] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Single straight guys 🤝 Single lesbian girls

Parents asking them when are they going to find a girl.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

🤝 Single gay guys with conservative parents

[-] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago

MY NAME IS TRINA I HAVE NO VOLUME CONTROL AND NEVER USE PUNCTUATION BECAUSE I DON'T BREATHE SO STOP SIDING WITH MY MOM!!!!!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I think my brain's inside voice has gone hoarse, anyone got any water?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Mom should definitely be way more drawn out. 1/10 totally unbelievable.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

Forgive my ignorance but what is a lesbian candle?

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

My mind went straight to Gwyneth Paltrow

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

For sure it doesn't smell like balls

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It would be a total bummer if you spent 80$ for a candle and now your house smells like an high school locker room after the football game

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Probably just lavender colored with a rainbow flag or something. It doesn't really matter, corporations didn't care, they just want your money.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well yeah it is either a literal capitalist candle or a specifically styled candle for symbolic reasons or a lingo for something that is not a literal candle. I mistook baptising candles in a baby shop for dildos yesterday so I think my mind went that direction.

Edit: according to google it is really the first

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

now i wonder what features would be notable in a dildo designed for lesbians.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Would it just be a Fleshlight then?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

what would a lesbian do with a fleshlight?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I don't know. Why would they need special dildos?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Not attracted to the look of a penis but still like penetration? I'm sure most are fine with a penis shaped dildo, but maybe some would prefer something more abstract or differently shaped? Idk. I'm a straight man.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Bad dragon, I'll just say that

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

....but you can say more if you want to......

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Let's just say there are options

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Identities inside the LGBTQIA+ have individual flags. The lesbian flag ans colors looks like this :

So if you pour a candle in these layers it becomes a lesbian candle.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

WRONG! It's a gurl candle who loves other gurl candles

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Don't personify candles damn it! I light them on fire! I don't want to consider that the candles I immolated had lovers!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But then it becomes the wrong flag as it burns?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Well burning a lesbian flag and burning a lesbian candle are two different things.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Just wanted to let y’all know my father found this post very funny.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Your volume is too reasonable for that to be true

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Funny post, but I hate the Tumblr-esque message at the bottom

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There are still lesbians on Nazi Shitter? Why???

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

FATALITY!!!!

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