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Single straight guys 🤝 Single lesbian girls
Parents asking them when are they going to find a girl.
🤝 Single gay guys with conservative parents
MY NAME IS TRINA I HAVE NO VOLUME CONTROL AND NEVER USE PUNCTUATION BECAUSE I DON'T BREATHE SO STOP SIDING WITH MY MOM!!!!!
I think my brain's inside voice has gone hoarse, anyone got any water?
Mom should definitely be way more drawn out. 1/10 totally unbelievable.
Forgive my ignorance but what is a lesbian candle?
My mind went straight to Gwyneth Paltrow
So it smells like vagina?
For sure it doesn't smell like balls
are you REALLY sure?
It would be a total bummer if you spent 80$ for a candle and now your house smells like an high school locker room after the football game
Probably just lavender colored with a rainbow flag or something. It doesn't really matter, corporations didn't care, they just want your money.
Well yeah it is either a literal capitalist candle or a specifically styled candle for symbolic reasons or a lingo for something that is not a literal candle. I mistook baptising candles in a baby shop for dildos yesterday so I think my mind went that direction.
Edit: according to google it is really the first
now i wonder what features would be notable in a dildo designed for lesbians.
Would it just be a Fleshlight then?
what would a lesbian do with a fleshlight?
I don't know. Why would they need special dildos?
Not attracted to the look of a penis but still like penetration? I'm sure most are fine with a penis shaped dildo, but maybe some would prefer something more abstract or differently shaped? Idk. I'm a straight man.
Bad dragon, I'll just say that
....but you can say more if you want to......
Let's just say there are options
Identities inside the LGBTQIA+ have individual flags. The lesbian flag ans colors looks like this :
So if you pour a candle in these layers it becomes a lesbian candle.
WRONG! It's a gurl candle who loves other gurl candles
Don't personify candles damn it! I light them on fire! I don't want to consider that the candles I immolated had lovers!
But then it becomes the wrong flag as it burns?
Well burning a lesbian flag and burning a lesbian candle are two different things.
Just wanted to let y’all know my father found this post very funny.
Your volume is too reasonable for that to be true
Funny post, but I hate the Tumblr-esque message at the bottom
There are still lesbians on Nazi Shitter? Why???
FATALITY!!!!
this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2024
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