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submitted 2 years ago by odigo2020@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

Today, I had an arbitration meeting, and when I walked in with a bag full of Big Beef and Cheddars with Horsey sauce, my client fired me!

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[-] vrek@programming.dev 31 points 2 years ago

A man and officer are sitting in a interragation room. Man: I know my rights.i won't speak without a lawyer present.

Officer: You are the lawyer!

Man: Yes,so where is my present?

Why do students studying to become lawyers drink so much? They are practicing for the bar.

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I knew I could never be a lawyer, because I would never pass a bar (without going in).

[-] Luckyfriend222@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Not a dad joke per say but:

What is the difference between a sperm cell and a lawyer?

A sperm cell has a one-in-a-billion chance of becoming human one day.

[-] Aremel@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago
[-] APassenger@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

There's a fast food restaurant called Arby's that serves those sandwiches.

[-] Today@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago
[-] APassenger@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago
[-] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

This is exactly the level of explanation I apparently needed...

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'm gonna need more...

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Arby's rations

[-] 69420@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Should have put them on a tray. Arby-traytion.

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