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Today, I had an arbitration meeting, and when I walked in with a bag full of Big Beef and Cheddars with Horsey sauce, my client fired me!

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[-] Luckyfriend222@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Not a dad joke per say but:

What is the difference between a sperm cell and a lawyer?

A sperm cell has a one-in-a-billion chance of becoming human one day.

this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2024

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