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[–] 101 points 2 years ago

"He typically smoked crack every 20 minutes."

Anybody who is smoking crack is smoking it every 20 minutes.

Until they're out of crack

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  • [–] 98 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Seems like the wrong Biden is president of these United States, I tell you what. Bwaaa

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  • [–] 88 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    We aint got shit on him, rizzing somebody by smoking crack is just another level entirely

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  • [–] 86 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Fleet Foxes on a phone speaker is quite the choice for a crack smoking soundtrack

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    I feel like being on uppers make you completely indifferent to what speakers you're using

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  • [–] 69 points 2 years ago (12 children)

    Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Viper Hunter jail collab album when

    (If the allegations I just read on yt about viper are true)

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago* (6 children)

    Oh no what allegations

    Edit: nvm I had a look see. Not great!

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (5 children)
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  • [–] 68 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Incredible stuff. The wrong Biden is president

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  • [–] 64 points 2 years ago
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    Mfw I will never smoke crack with Hunter Biden sadness

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  • [–] 59 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Every 20 minutes?

    Positively Herculean

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Every 20 minutes isn't really that surprising, especially when you've got the money to buy it. You're already coming down from the peak about 5 minutes after a hit. There's a bit of a tail, but I've seen plenty of people hitting the pipe the second they start coming down, and those people didn't have millions of dollars to buy more.

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  • [–] 51 points 2 years ago

    LET HUNTER SMOKE CRACK

    He rules

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  • [–] 50 points 2 years ago

    indie folk heads stay winning

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  • [–] 50 points 2 years ago

    Legalize crack for medicinal use

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  • [–] 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    He’s just a lad who enjoys a puff every now and then

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Only for special occasions. Like when the sun rises, early morning, late early morning, early mid morning, noon, after noon, late afternoon, dusk, evening, sunset, night time, when the moon comes up, when the moon goes down, etc.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago

    This reminds me of the time in my early teens when my mother described herself as a recreational drug user and I said "If I woke up, went kayaking, had breakfast, did another little quick kayak before getting ready. Got ready for work and had a quick kayak, went to work and then kayaked on my lunch break, kayaked on the way home, spent most of my afternoon kayaking, so much so that I forgot to pick my kids up from school until really late, and then went kayaking all night and had to kayak one last time before bed to sleep well, literally fucking nobody on this entire planet would describe me as a recreational kayaker." which she thought was hilarious, and to be honest kind of was.

    She was good in other areas.

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  • [–] 43 points 2 years ago

    I'd vote for this Biden

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago
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    just a nice lil' relaxing smoke of crack

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago*

    ...I thought this was talking about Joe at first. Somehow, I was perfectly willing to accept the idea of Joe Biden playing indie rock and smoking crack.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    How do I reach Hunter's level of rizz?

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago
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    writing in Hunter Biden this year

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    damn shame that him and Rob Ford never got to chill bet theyd have had a blast

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago
    [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    'this crack is very moreish'...

    Jokes aside hunter not only has rizz but he rocks a mullett. The only Biden I would ever vote for

    https://media.tenor.com/Xg1r2WPM3y8AAAAC/super-hans-peep-show.gif

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