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[-] [email protected] 101 points 1 year ago

"He typically smoked crack every 20 minutes."

Anybody who is smoking crack is smoking it every 20 minutes.

Until they're out of crack

[-] [email protected] 98 points 1 year ago

Seems like the wrong Biden is president of these United States, I tell you what. Bwaaa

[-] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago

Joe did tell us to vote for the other Biden

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

God knows I tried to vote for Hunter

[-] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago

We aint got shit on him, rizzing somebody by smoking crack is just another level entirely

[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

and not just a little crack but like mind melting amounts of crack

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

Nobody sober does this. She was also smoking crack. This is a story as old as time

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[-] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago

Fleet Foxes on a phone speaker is quite the choice for a crack smoking soundtrack

[-] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago

Advise for Ladies:

Guy who drinks craft beer and listens to Fleet Foxes: RUN!

Guy who smokes crack and listens to Fleet Foxes: Keeper

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I feel like being on uppers make you completely indifferent to what speakers you're using

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

After a really good bell ringer you can hear a pin drop 3 blocks away. So yeah, phone speaker was prob too loud.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Whenever I’m really drunk or whatever I love blasting music on my shitty phone speakers I don’t know why

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Helplessness Blues while being the crack smoking president's son is too good

[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago

Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

*It is incomprehensible to imagine, that any of you pusillanimous children would dare consider partaking in a tipple of cocaine 🧐

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Viper Hunter jail collab album when

(If the allegations I just read on yt about viper are true)

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh no what allegations

Edit: nvm I had a look see. Not great!

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Jesus that story goes off the rails

[-] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago

Incredible stuff. The wrong Biden is president

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Unironically tbh, I don’t think anyone has ever said "I felt really safe around him" about genocide joe

[-] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago

Mfw I will never smoke crack with Hunter Biden sadness

[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago

Every 20 minutes?

Positively Herculean

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I can see where his dad gets it from.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Would explain why he keeps making up wrinkly gibberish and his wavering levels of energy

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Every 20 minutes isn't really that surprising, especially when you've got the money to buy it. You're already coming down from the peak about 5 minutes after a hit. There's a bit of a tail, but I've seen plenty of people hitting the pipe the second they start coming down, and those people didn't have millions of dollars to buy more.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

LET HUNTER SMOKE CRACK

He rules

[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

indie folk heads stay winning

[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

Legalize crack for medicinal use

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

He’s just a lad who enjoys a puff every now and then

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Only for special occasions. Like when the sun rises, early morning, late early morning, early mid morning, noon, after noon, late afternoon, dusk, evening, sunset, night time, when the moon comes up, when the moon goes down, etc.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

This reminds me of the time in my early teens when my mother described herself as a recreational drug user and I said "If I woke up, went kayaking, had breakfast, did another little quick kayak before getting ready. Got ready for work and had a quick kayak, went to work and then kayaked on my lunch break, kayaked on the way home, spent most of my afternoon kayaking, so much so that I forgot to pick my kids up from school until really late, and then went kayaking all night and had to kayak one last time before bed to sleep well, literally fucking nobody on this entire planet would describe me as a recreational kayaker." which she thought was hilarious, and to be honest kind of was.

She was good in other areas.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

I'd vote for this Biden

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

just a nice lil' relaxing smoke of crack

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

...I thought this was talking about Joe at first. Somehow, I was perfectly willing to accept the idea of Joe Biden playing indie rock and smoking crack.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

How do I reach Hunter's level of rizz?

[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

kitty-cri I smoke weed every 20 minutes, isn't that enough? stalin-smokin

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

writing in Hunter Biden this year

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

damn shame that him and Rob Ford never got to chill bet theyd have had a blast

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

crackheads don't "chill"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

'this crack is very moreish'...

Jokes aside hunter not only has rizz but he rocks a mullett. The only Biden I would ever vote for

https://media.tenor.com/Xg1r2WPM3y8AAAAC/super-hans-peep-show.gif

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