Considering the previous big Lemmy meme was not shitting for 3 days, I think I'll take beans haha
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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Yea this is kinda the opposite. By the way, did that guy manage to not shit for three days?
I believe he did manage it, he was back on after the three days looking for tips on how to solve being constipated. What a champ.
And sadly he said that he would not be able to tell the reason why. So it's up to our imagination.
I have a feeling that someone figured out it was because he was going away with a girlfriend for a few days for the first time or something. But I think I might just be spreading lemmy gossip about the legend 💩
We should do both see how it goes
OP, in recognition of your contributions to the Fediverse, I hearby present you the highly coveted Lemmy Bean award:
🫘
- Lemmy.world
- Beans!
- ???
- Profit... ?
Tomorrow we’ll make tomatoes, the day after we do toast. We will continue until we serve the internet a full English breakfast that will blow everyone’s tits off.
If it's full of beans, then it's got gas in it
I have not bean paying attention tbh
I'm going with the flow for now, the bean flow lol
The beans must flow!
As they shell. Into the beans ocean!
Beans!
Beans
Beans!
Beans!
"I'm sorry, Marge. Must have been that bean I ate."
The influx of Reddit refugees are causing forced memes in an attempt to promote interaction.
I’m not a huge fan personally.
bëäns
Beans!!!
Beans!
You've bean warned...
Flick da bean
Yup, waking up to BeanPosting wasn't what I had in mind
Can't have any more fun than beans lol, gave me a chuckle if anything else.
All I know is that they’re delicious and nutritious.
B-beans
beeenz
What's it going to be tomorrow?
Beanz meanz Heinz.
Beans.
It's starting to annoy me now
I know, it's like the 3AM jokes sub and the bricks, it lasted for more than a month 😒.
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