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[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Some cells will grow up indeed, too many of them, in fact.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Everyone's all about that unlimited economic growth, but if unlimited growth happens in your body, it's suddenly a bad thing? Grow up

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What if I named it ' the demon core'?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Just don't tickle it with a screwdriver.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

They don't taste spicy. How many times do I have to lick to unlock it's power?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You're already using the wrong it's/it's variant - your mental capacity is falling!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You already gave. Lisan-al-gaib!!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

You keep it under your tongue until other foods get spicy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

To the place

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Spicy rocks. Tasty spicy rocks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I use it in all my cooking. My family is deathly ill.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

(I hope this works, it should show a shitty meme I made on my phone)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It shows a meme, unsure if shit post or not.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's a screenshot of a character from the TV adaption of The Expanse, Jules-Pierre Mao. He's famous for doing experiments with radiation ::: spoiler minor Leviathan Wakes/Season 1 spoiler and neglecting any human rights while doing so. :::

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My magic rocks do something. Trust me. Crystals and turquoise are for rubes but this magic rock is named after a planetoid so it has special energy. Buy these very expensive magic rocks instead of the cheaper ones at the woo store.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But I have part of a magic rock in my smoke detector

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Na, those are fake, made from putting this toxic synthetic "plutonium" stuff in this big machine called a reactor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Cl ever wording there, but somehow I'm salty about it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Geiger counter goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I saw graphite on the ground.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Get this man to the infirmary; he's delusional

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's still a lot of rocks and other substances that are very mildly radioactive. Many of them are in your home. You might even call them "bricks".

The fact is it takes a specific level of hazard to affect a person, and bluntly, we're exposed to "safe" radiation levels all the time.

And to finish this, radiation poisoning doesn't require your belief. It will fuck your shit up while you scream about how you don't believe in it. That's a bit like saying that you don't believe in the killdozer at your door, it's not real. Meanwhile, your feeble statements and beliefs, and indeed, your fucking house won't stop the killdozer from murdering the fuck out of you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Fool. I can see the killdozer at my door, that's why it's real. Radiation, viruses, etc. can't see those, ergo they are not real. Q.E.D.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You have to swallow the rock for the cure.

Do it, eat the rock. It will make things better.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Where are all the Comrade Dyatlov memes? 🙄

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I know this isn't a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme but it is a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme