"You can also add about 1/8 cup of non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness."

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[–] 71 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Garbage in garbage out. We are falling back to the Yahoo categories curated view of the internet.

Google was really interesting when using organic link strength to indicate human curation. A web of trust if you will. But it's been gamified to death at this point. LLMs have no capacity to reason, they just generate probable text.

Without a strongly curated training set it's just going to become random noise... As we are seeing now.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    We are falling back to the Yahoo categories curated view of the internet.

    Given the wave of Yahoo and MSN repost news articles, where they're word for word the same as the original source, this is far too true.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I wonder if that’s why Reddit data was chosen. Upvotes could be used as a signal for trust. What they forget is jokes comments often get upvotes.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Not only that, but trust from a self contained community is not the same as safe for the general public outside of context. Imagine asking for a summary of the Gamestop shortsqueeze and getting an answer from Superstonks.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    They may also have missed the part where unlocking past post for rewrite allowed APIcalipse refugees use shredder bots to destroy a good part of the comments that actually held any value, replace a bunch of others with nonsense, and kicking out invested human curators (mods) in favor of generic button pushers ("power mods") opened the floodgates to random BS, propaganda, and misinformation.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It has always been only a signal for popularity. It's the same on every other site with similar systems, including ones that have existed long before reddit. Even in the early 2000s, there were endless reminders that the upvote button was not meant as an "I agree" button, but that's not how it's being used.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Same as the link trust they used to use as a signal for trust. Again it was about popularity.

    Trust here does not mean trustworthy, but rather higher likelihood to be answer that is sought. Calling it trust or authority as just marketing.

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  • [–] 70 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This future may not have much going for it, but there is at least the consolation that all the sarcastic bullshit I posted on reddit will be taken too literally by Google's machines and be given as earnest advice to its remaining users.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    The future's wasteland will be covered by bodies of web stalkers who were naive enough to get tricked by mid-2010s shitposts.

    "Turns out they never used this to make their metal cutlery darker - who would have thought the ancients were so casually cruel?"

    "After months of research we have concluded, that despite all their technical achievements, the ancients never figured out, what does the fox say"

    "Today prof. Drobyshevsky is going to tell us about their newest work in XXI cent. anthropology - what is 'streamer dent' and why do we have such long heads 2300 years later?"

    "Ass, coochie and the rich - dietary practices of homo sapiens in the age of over-production"

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  • [+] 61 points 2 years ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)
  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    You could also add toxic glue. It’s edible! Probably only once though.

    This is now going to be added to some LLM-generated answer in the probably near future.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago* (23 children)

    Thing is, if it's non toxic, then it's possibly safe. Maybe not pleasant, but not poisonous. Just as bad as pineapple on pizza.

    Wonder how long it'll be before we get suggestions about eating detergent capsules or drinking bleach to cure covid.

    Training your AI on Reddit was never a good idea though, you just have to look at all the crap on there to realise that. Let's just hope they didn't use Facebook as well, or worse, Quora!

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  • [–] 56 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    Just as bad as pineapple on pizza.

    Fuck you.

    Pineapple contains an enzyme that dissolves flesh. When you eat raw pineapple, it eats you back. This is why your mouth goes kind of numb if you eat a lot of it.

    However, with a little bit of heating the enzyme denatures and becomes nonfunctional. Thus, pineapple belongs on pizza.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Ham, pineapple, onions, green peppers, and jalapenos, no sauce. One of my favorite pizzas.

    There's enough goodness that you really don't need pizza sauce on it, or at least I've never come across a sauce that works with pineapple. But the flavors and textures work well together.

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  • [–] [S] 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)
  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Regardless of how wrong you are about pineapple on pizza (pepperoni and pineapple is always a solid choice), school glue is made from PVA, and while not toxic, is 100% not food. Pineapple is still food at the very least

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Non-toxic glue would be starch or gelatine - both used as base of some 'real glues', both with valid culinary use, including exactly this use case. We just don't call those 'glue' in this context.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This is America, our non-toxic glue is made from plastic (PVA). It is definitely not for food and also not starch or gelatine.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Also, things not designed for food use or human consumption don't have to follow strict rules regarding their composition, and they're not monitored.

    Nobody is checking PVA glue for heavy metals or melamine or pesticides or any other number of things that will give your insides a bad day.

    Nobody is issuing a recall if your bottle of glue ends up with ground up glass in it.

    Because it's not food, and it doesn't matter, until you put half a cup of it in your pizza because Google told you it was a good idea.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Joke on them, I don’t read ads!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago*

    I fucking hate reddit so DAMN much !

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