"You can also add about 1/8 cup of non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness."

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[–] 56 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Just as bad as pineapple on pizza.

Fuck you.

Pineapple contains an enzyme that dissolves flesh. When you eat raw pineapple, it eats you back. This is why your mouth goes kind of numb if you eat a lot of it.

However, with a little bit of heating the enzyme denatures and becomes nonfunctional. Thus, pineapple belongs on pizza.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Ham, pineapple, onions, green peppers, and jalapenos, no sauce. One of my favorite pizzas.

    There's enough goodness that you really don't need pizza sauce on it, or at least I've never come across a sauce that works with pineapple. But the flavors and textures work well together.

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